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Due to the Official Secrets Act I am unable to comment....

I'd ***king kill myself

There must have been "talent" involved there. We noticed in Germany how much more free certain aspects of life were. I suppose the obvious one for all us adults is P*rn. Whether you want to look at it or not, you at least have the choice to do so if that's your "thing". There are "very adult" programmes on mainstream tv, you can switch it off if you like. Speed limits, yes there are some but at least they are sensible, there are hundreds of cameras but the fines if you do get caught are on a sliding scale and you don't lose your licence on points tot up. Double the limit you get hammered but from stats I saw the level of bans for speeding are very low. I'd like to think I'm a "fairly" sensible person and It galls me that I can't make the decisions I want to make because some jobs worth is making it for me. Notwithstanding certain discussions earlier this week censorship should be done at a personal level, I'll choose the lifestyle I want to live good, bad, very naughty or indifferent I won't mention the home baking

This test thingy...is it full of questions that nobody in the UK can answer in the hope that our new, long term, non-UK national friends can answer, talking away much of the utter confusion that exists in this wornderful nanny state of ours.

Depends on a number of factors really: 1 Are you a fat git because the manufacturers don't tend to model their gear for the larger body...... 2 Are you a complete poser???? no names no pack drill but look through some of the pics on here 3 Are you loaded because lots of it aint cheap

The prof strikes again, it was Burgat's sister..

Geez I can see that tory blue heart pumping away from here Ian.... My old man hates her, my Father in Law is very much in your camp; when the families get together what subject is banned...

Poll Tax Guinea Pigs as a starter for ten, really made her popular in Scotland. Lots of other things as well that you get a different perspective of when you get older, steel industry, mining, ship building....but you see it different when you dig deeper. Perce: my kids hate the candle days, switch the leccy off monday thursday and friday to save money, those couple of years living in Yorkshire were not wasted

I'm sure heath will eventually get a burst of shots when Barry has perfected the technique. from the pictorial evidence here click um linky the foot off first method of dismounting might just give him enough time to get his hand down to turn petrol off before the bike tries to take more of his digits away ps I take it the paw is all healed up by now Barry

True...more tory bribes Always said that woman did more damage to Scotland than Longshanks, Edward the 1st himself.

Harsh very harsh. I'm sorry you can't have a dab unless you take your feet off the pegs, nah they got that un wrong. Certain non uk riders have made their careers based on "dabs" like that

Noooooooooooo sad man really sad man

Ha!...we had Margaret thatcher......nuff said

Copey what you inferring, I thought Monica was the political slut Anyway, thought Hillary was the new US Pin-Up Girl, upcoming Playboy Centerfold shots in the Oval office???

....as we plunged rapidly into 50 years of the cold war....maybe old Winston wasn't such a numpty after all. His war years biography is pretty worth reading

Nah, we were home by then Dom

or the 66 world cup

...at least you sassenach's dont have to qualify for the commonwealth games

I emailed the FA earlier to thank Mr McLaren for making my birthday such a happy one wonder if he was around long enough to check his emails this morning Your netball team can't be that clueless, the reached the World Cup Final. Anyway they don't look that clueless, I'm sure some of the have great imagination.....anyway they look much better than footballers

ouch.... I was glad to see that our antipodean rugby teams did their bit for Global Warming, they were both able to share the same EARLY flight home from the World Cup..

I started this thread with a joke someone passed on to me that i found damn funny, didn't expect this amount of fallout from it. Where do I draw lines, yeah I guess kids but I have reason to, maybe more than many who'll read this. My wife and I share the same feelings of any parent that loses a child in any circumstances, Alison McRae, the parents of the girls in Margate, the parents of the Kid Andy new in Fort William who adored TC, anyone. Sometimes you have to laugh your way through life if you can even if that does mean upsetting some folk.

I can see where my Daddy was born.. X marks the spot.......2 Seaview Terrace

Apparently it's run out of juice......

The Rabbii Joke At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?' 'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.' 'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: 'What about all these biscuit purchases. What do you do with the crumbs?' 'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits.' 'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?' 'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick '.

...and I'm afraid so do I. I won't knowingly offend someone unless I know them well enough to get away with it but I'm not going to hide behind the false reality we seem to exist by these days. I'm fully aware of what's been going on in Margate and fully sympathise with the families but remember, we've been reading about that psychopath Tobin and his exploits in Scotland for the last few years, guess we're kind of hardened to him by now. I'm afraid if folks don't like it well you don't have to read it........guess you don't want the Rabbii joke then.