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I hope Big John gets this!
Seems that more and more "older people" are texting and tweeting, and
there
appears to be a need for an STC (Senior Texting Code) that we can all
use
and understand. (Hmmmmmmm, I wonder which ones I'll use the most.?)
* ATD: At The Doctor's
* BFF: Best Friend Farted
* BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
* BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
* DWI: Driving While Incontinent
* FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
* FWBS: Friend With Beta Sticker on car
* FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
* FYI: Found Your Insulin
* GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
* GHA: Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
* IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
* LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL: Living On Lipitor
* LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
* OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
* OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
* ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
* SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
* TTYL: Talk To You Louder
* WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
* WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
* WTP: Where's The Prunes?
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Must find the ritual movie "White Christmas", are they all dead now?
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You might be a redneck ,if---?
Redneck Quints
The Redneck went to the hospital
As his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving,
The Nurse says
"Congratulations,
Your wife has had quints,
5 big baby boys."
The Redneck says,
"I'm not surprised,
I have a penis on me like a chimney."
The nurse replies,
"You might want to consider getting it cleaned,
The babies are all black."
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Mmmm, Welcome,
Seems there are a number of good trials folk in your area. Great riding up there!
All I can tell you is if you get with the modern bikes you will probably find a better ride, more to ride with, and more fun, unless you are just the hard core mercenary type!
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Possibly that is why the recommendation of running the fuel screw out further?
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Mmm,small feet. I have a pair of blue Gaerene in that size in fine condition. PM or email me if interisted..
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did you figure out what jets you have?
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What size do you normally wear, there is a conversion chart that is good. Might order 1/2 size larger if you like adding padded insoles and thick socks!
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Great video!
Can you post one up on a regular basis just to remind me of the old days soo I do not actually purchase one them things, am spoiled now on a mod bike, yet with those sections, scores may not change with me riding!
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The 300 is a fine torque pig with all one could want, yet gentile on the bottom.
None are submarines! You can screw up as gasser as well if you try ! Good luck!
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Yes it is! Set the rear spring about the same or possibly a bit less depending upon your weight.
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This was sent to me today. It is an old story now, has nothing really to do with the original American / British relationship, yet has much to say about the spirit of man in times of question and doubt.
My Christmas wish to you all would be that you may find the same power of faith, hope and love of your own God during this Christmas season. Remain strong and enjoy the new year. Merry Christmas to all!
My link
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And i am suddenly feeling the need to throw on Apocolipse Now as a Christmas refresher!
Seems I just have to do that on occasion. Folk not from the era just would not understand!
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I told you I preferred the girls singing to me! Just because I might stand in the mirror and thrust thehips while holding the balls steady like Michael does not make me gay!
At my age, it is exercise!
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Found another!
My link
This one is worse than Addict scratching hsi nuts!
My link
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Never will I forget that quote from an old friend every time a Doors song came on the radio!
A few more fit the bill now! Feel free to add to the list!
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A little ballad, yet the Eagles have mor friggin hits than they can fill a concert with. Many just sem to better with age!
HERE
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Then I will post up a hypo for someone like Ishy! Given a choice, which do you prefer?
He has ridden them all, and has much more experience, I have ridden both and have my pref.
He is a better rider, and I am low to mid. We are both old !
I have no prob with stop and hop, allows me to stop if needed, don't do hopping. Non issue at a club level for most untill you get into the toplines.
I can deal with no stop, have and will, but would prefre stop for one, if that were the case. I can take enough points on my own, thank you!
I have never figured out why we reserve THE 4 for those that paddle through the section!
I should add we have no Scotish style flowing sections here!
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Liveob, the thing about the reeds seems to me to be all sort of a balance of properties you desire. It all seems a trade off, but typically the 665 powerreeds have been the ones used, which are designed to sharpen up the mid and top end resopnse at the sacrifice of the lower end, net yield a smoothing effect on the bottom end of the range softening the response and such on a rippy motor. It is all up to the operator, ad at altitude yours may well vary from those at or nearer sea level.
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I would guess it could stand to loose a good 25-50 pounds!
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Even in no-stop,seems to me the stop for a 5 rule has been soo adverse as to be negated by the fact that most would not want to score it and soo much leinency given for good attempts.
One would hard pressed to call mit a 5 on a split second hesitation!
The best of the riders have good workarounds to hop while moving anyway, so it seems a mute point other than a total standstill.
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Little Larry
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'
After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?'
'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. '
Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. '
What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving up?'
The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'
Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'
Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.
Larry asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....'
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It does look rather keen!
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I think what Sting is trying to say is that you should set the lever so that the true engage/ disengagement point of the clutch correlates with the interphalangeal joint of the proximal phalanx and the middle phalanx being perpindicular, and I agree!
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