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Duct tape is like the force, it has a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together

Old news joke;- It took a long time to rescue those Chilean miners. They had to bring them up to the surface Juan by Juan

Uh Oh! Frankenstein-bodge alert...That looks poor,especially compared to the rest of the bike. I hope it's not a cry of dire portent. Funny how we seem to have a great hope for this bike , maybe because it's something new from the ground up not a counterfeit version of another manufacturers product.

:rotfl:

Super-Pooch.... I really liked the pill-box splat at 2.35....I'm going to show this video to my dawg for training purposes.

Excellent

Slapppy: Yesss!!

:lol: I had a similar experience in the Med (supposedly calm ) .In a storm I was the only one looking for scran,trying to get up the stairs to the dining room. The ship was pitching up'n'down so much that I timed my run so my feet stepped on the risers of the staircase not the treads!! When I got there the chef said:- ''Food?.. now? f... off!''

My Grandad has a nick-name: They call him 'Spider-man'....'cos he can't get out of the bath !

Class!! It's only funny to me because I know a few people who've got it bad

Yeah duct tape rocks...I've used many inferior products in the past but the lady always managed to wriggle free...

BAD LANGUAGE ALERT

That's dangerous Copey ,it would be difficult as a pedestrian to put your hand through the open window of a moving car

Just got my latest water bill in---

All fixed (cheers anyhow)..for the minute?

Just allowed the usual Microsoft updates (XP) on my works computer and now Firefox is playing up big time , so much so that I'm using Google Chrome to get by. Can't drag,copy or paste either? A couple of friends have exactly the same symptoms as me but they're not computer literate ... just like me. Anyone got any experience of this? Ta.

'Dang', as you would say:- ''This video contains content from Vevo, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.''

Hello, I am French and lives in France, I make trial of old motor bikes and m' English interress with the motor bikes. j' made this year the two days of trial in Scotland. I wish to speak about trial and can be a little more with people living in the U.K. Thank you d' advances. Jean-Marc Maybe?

For Gawds sake can some English speaker do a write up on this thing 'cos the babelfish translation is worse than 5h1t.

Hey Guys, Look out for me next week, I'm on Dragons Den. I've invented a land mine that looks just like a prayer mat !

Aaaagh..some things once seen can't be unseen

OOOOH

Did you tempt fate?Looky here

Andy.T,think about what you're typing here? HIV has destroyed more humans than the atomic bomb but you don't get the UFOwierdos witnesses stating that the benevolent aliens swooped down and shot their c0ck5 off with a laser now do you? Or have you a statement to the contrary regarding that time you rode a trial in your underkekks?

Previous similar topic....re 'alien criteria'..HERE....Looks like the aliens have cast their 'hick-net' a little further than the U.S. now. Funny how these witnesses wait until they find a vehicle to make money (writing a book,wierdo conference tours etc..)before they come forward with their witness statements??