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I've no idea how he remembered all those peoples names, at times last week he had no idea who he was Thanks for a great weeks riding & for everyones support. Here's hoping for a ride next year.

He told me it was a combination of riding a brand new bike & a bit of jet lag.

I notice you weren't year specific, choose your year 2004 2005 or 2006

TURNCOAT Me & Ishy will p*** our sens laughing at you, whilst you huff & puff pulling that Beta out of a bollock deep bog hole..........how's it go.......'Where's yer mate at now?'

We've run the little 4t cement mixer happily on my 70-1 motul premix since last August, it runs as sweet as you Nige.

Has your airbox been split in two & fixed back together using a good quality sealant in the joint? When you buy a bike off White Bros they do this as part of the initial PDI. I had an 03 Pro & the only other thing I did was put a liberal coating of grease round the lid seal every time I changed the Air filter, I had no problem with it for all last year. To date I've done exactly the same with my 04 bike & had no problems.

This is fine, as long as you have a drill that twists both ways. Would that be a bi-sexual drill?

I've found that there are two commisions, one when you take the payment & the second when you want to withdraw your money from paypals account.

This lad does get to Trials all over the place, the first time I met him he was riding in Spain. Although I have seen him riding in the Yorkshire Centre he is not graded as an Expert or an Intermediate. he does however ride the hard course.

This is virtually the only way to be able to chuck someone out & get no comeback. Having witnessed the goings on at another well know UK National event I know that excluding any rider is a very very difficult decision for the officials to make.

No, he just likes taking the p***. Judging by your response you have been sitting in too many traffic jams, have you considered taking tranquil weekends at a health spar to release all that stress?

fun to him is giving 5's

I had to dive in before The Dabster..................What the hell has this got to do with global warming?

Sorry, but your next door neighbours best friends cousin's mate has a dog that's getting it's claws clipped that day and your presence is required Nah he'll be stopping in to wash his hair.

Sounds like your racks different to the one I have.

Wash it & put WD40 on it after you bring it home.

Good job we are more accommodatating to you Colonial types than the Spaniards are to Johny foreigners.

It would seem he hasn't entered to get his name on the list & must be going for the Novagar series looking at his results to date.

I've got a Kliponoff one which is galvanised. I've used it for nearly 6 years now & the

6. ADULT TRIALS GRADINGS A An Expert - is one who has finished three times in the first 15% (with a maximum of 15 to count) of the finishers in Yorkshire Centre or Group Trials during the Three Calendar Years prior to each A.G.M. or who is an Acknowledged Expert An Intermediate is one who has finished three times in the first 30% (with a maximum of 30 to count) of finishers in Yorkshire Centre or Group Trials during the Two Calendar Years ending prior to each A.G.M. A Novice is one who has not yet qualified as an Intermediate or who has been an Intermediate without maintaining that standard during the Four Calendar years prior to each A.G.M. B Yorkshire Centre Gradings will apply to all rider resident within the Boundary of the Centre (there is NO Optional Zone). Other riders will be classified in accord with their Resident Centre Rules unless Graded Higher by the Rules of the Yorkshire Centre, in which case they will be listed. C Any rider graded as Intermediate or Expert (by this or any other Centre) shall not be eligible to compete in the `Clubman` class in up to Centre Status events run in this Centre. Any rider OVER the age of 45 irrespective of grading may elect to ride the CLUBMAN class. Copied & pasted from the Yorkshire Centre handbook, I think Mark may be refering to item C. There's quite a few Yorkshire Centre Intermediates doing the Clubman route these days in Centre events but the reasons for this are a completely different debate.

http://www.todotrial.com/ttactual/indexttactual.htm http://www.motoclubabadesses.com/ The events at Easter. 3 courses which are Blue - Inter Route UK Nationals, Red - Hard Route UK Nationals & Black - International Route, very very difficult.

Look on Todo Trial there's usually a full calendar of events on one of the pages. Olly is right though, many of the top riders come from the Catalan Region of Northern Spain. I've done a 3 day trial a couple of times in this area & it was a brilliant event.

I'll give him a practice session at Easter.

Which day do we go to Balamory? The kids want Miss Hoolie

No you're not you tart the trial on Sundays at Cawder Hall which is at Skipton. It will take you 4 minutes & 27 seconds to get there in that EVO you've just got.