the addict

Clothing matters as i had major rashes in 90`s due to crap trousers in wedding tackle area Christ!!!! far too much info mate

Another great time saver is pj1 foam air filter cleaner for the jitsie

As Gizza said, sticky = attraction of dirt creating friction, my chains last ages and always look like new.

I believe the 4rt engine is based on the CRF MX engine which would be pretty stressed as a competition engine. The 4rt does not rev as much and is under little pressure most of the time, the piston intervals are probably based on the CRF rather than the 4rt. I know many riders with 4rt's, many of them 05 bikes will mega hours on them and tough lives, none have had any major issues let alone piston changes or slap.

Paddy pulls alongside a lorry and shouts, "Oi, driver! You're losing your load!" Driver replies, "**** off!" 5 miles further along, Paddy again shouts, "Oi, you're losing your load!" Driver again replies, "**** off!" 5 miles further along, Paddy yells, "I'm not joking! Honestly, you are losing your load!" Driver then shouts, "Will you go away you thick Irish ****, I'm gritting!"

I did the lock the door by the way, clean as always even though it was a mudfest last Sunday.

This is what the Jitsie filter looks like in the airbox, no flame guard needed.

Remember adjusting the spring length only raises or lowers the ride height, it does not alter the stiffness or softness of the shock only a stiffer or softer spring can do that.

Could that just be an ill fitting helmet causing friction or a reaction to the material? I've seen a few riders wearing those skull cap things like swimming caps before, maybe that's the answer?

You know that feeling when you leave the house and think "did I lock the door"? you know 99% in your head that you have but there's just that nagging 1% that thinks maybe this time you forgot. Well I've got to give the air filter a clean on Gerty this afternoon and make sure there's no dirt in the airbox - they are the same things.

I've probably got 200 hours on my 14 now which I bought 6 months ago, still feels a little tight and is nowhere near run in yet. Swap the oil every month and the filter she'll go forever.

I've never heard of one, my old 4rt possibly did 3000 hours with no problems and is still going today although less hours. A one year old 4rt with 500+ hours is just about run in I'd say, there are so many 05 bikes still going strong.

Whats the difference between Montesa 4rt weekly servicing and boiling an egg? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . About 3-5 seconds!

Proper man shed that

Set a tight time limit and let them do whatever they want within the section with that time, job sorted, this is just ridiculous now, its either non stop or stop allowed - it cannot be "stop allowed for a bit"!!!!!!!

A drunken & totally naked woman jumped into a taxi at Park Beach Plaza in Coffs Harbour, Australia.. The Indian driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab. ... "What are you staring at, Luv, haven't you ever seen a woman with no clothes on before?" "I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from..." "Well, if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?" "Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking and thinking to myself, Where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me ? "

A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbour knocking on his door one Friday evening. "I'm so horny that I can't stand it." she said. "I want to go out, get drunk and get laid. Are you free tonight?" "Yes!" he replied enthusiastically. "Wonderful." she said. "Would you watch my kids?"

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this Flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.' The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few... Bolts and laid the flagpole down. She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and Announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches. Then, she walked off. Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the bloody height, and she gives us the length!!..

How do you know if someone has an iPhone? They tell you.

Push harder" I shouted at my wife while she was in labour. "**** you!" she screamed back at me. Bit harsh I thought...... it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital!!..

Odd isn't it? 1st gear for nearly everything, I usually gauge a gear by speed needed on gerty rather than anything else.

Its rare you cant find something to lean the bike on so I've never felt the need for a stand. On the rare occasions I couldn't find something then I'd tell Ralphy to hold the bike whilst I took a p*** and walked the section instead, worked for the past 20 odd years.