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A teacher was trying to get little Johnny to say the word DEFINITELY in a sentence. Little Johnny says "Do farts have lumps in them?" The teacher answers "Of course not Johnny!" To which little Johnny replies "Well I've DEFINITELY **** myself then!"

Mark, there was a little dirt in the bottom of the tank but not much to be honest, the filter system looks very good on the 4rt so doubt much has got through at all

Checked the coil wires last week John when the fan/radiator was off, checked just about every connection now and all in good nick, disconected the bank sensor so will give the bike a run Wednesday up the road and see what happens. Gizza has kindly offered me his bike and parts for Sunday and I'll swap tanks before the trial, I'm hoping it will breakdown at about section 3 which will at least confirm its not the fuel pump, this has got to be the only time I've ever wished a bike to fail at a trial, but it may well save me fair wad of notes if it does. I'm still hoping the fan is not working as it should and the bike is shutting down because of it, seems odd this happened when I bent the fan,

Right then, terrible disaster in Haiti as we all know, and plenty of jokes going around, I'm going to do this one as out of all them it was'nt too bad, this isnt an invitation for them though, lets get this one out the way and that'll be that. Good luck to the Country and people in the future Searching for survivors after the earthquake in Haiti, rescuers hear a faint noise coming from a pile of rubble, a frail pakistani voice says, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . " dont go, " . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."we still open!"

B*****ks!!!!!!! ragged all the elecy out earlier and everything looks like brand new, was kind of banking on a dodgy connector or wire somewhere. Will give Throttle body a good clean up later and see what happens I live in hope

Will check all connections this week and remove the bank sensor, hoping its a bad connection to the regulator at the moment

As said before, fixed the problem with the fan when Gerts went into safe mode recognising there was a problem and shutting down. Spent today at the Yennards and after 40 mins she shut down again??? took her back to the van and on first glimpse noticed the headstock bearings are shot, seems Gerts has gone into safe mode after realising theres a problem again? what do you recon? or could it be more serious?

A good un Gizza text me last week there are others but don't think they'd stay on here long A distraught farmer finds all his cows frozen solid in the snow. He prays to God for help when a woman appears, she puts her arms around the icey cows and they imediatley defrost. Thank you, thank you crys the gratefull farmer, are you angel sent from God? No says the woman I,m . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Thora Herd!!!!!!!!!!!!! Copey, don't think you'll get this one mate

Gizza, cracker mate and probably the first Trials joke on here, nice one

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An Indian bloke goes to put his wifes death in the local paper, they tell him it's

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2 women on their way back from a night out stop in a graveyard for a p***. One wipes herself with her knickers, the other uses a wreath. There 2 husbands are in the pub the next day. One says " I'd better watch my wife. She came home last night with no knickers on." The other man says "That's **** all, mine had a card wedged in her a*** saying, "We'll never forget you, From all the boys at the fire station x x"

Not so sure about that? might be wrong though Have a look in the Montesa forum, I just did a daytime MOT for my bike and it was real easy

I think they got off lightly to be honest

This ones been asked bofore mate, have a look in the Beta forum, be somewhere between the 94 stator topics and 181 leaking Mikuni ones

Brilliant that Donald

Could be right there Woody, I can't remember struggling so much on a 2 stroke in the snow

Update on the IRC rear? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ****e in snow

Mines got to be my Bead Breaker, makes swapping tyres so easy and quick.