the addict

Just taking my Xmas lights down for this year and realised I wasnt sure or not if they had offended my Muslim neighbours.So just to be on the safe side I've painted 'Allah is a ****' on my garage door!!!

Danny, not a go, but you sure do love yaself chap

I tried the BikeInsurer.com before Bennets, would,nt insure at all with a daytime MOT,

Gizza, there just wasnt room for that, will pop out later for the luxuries like Milk and Bread

Christ Andy!!! real shame mate, hope something works out next couple of hours for you

Just been out to Woodstock for provisions (RedBull/Old Holborn) and by the way most people are driving bloody good job they're not trying to go to work roads are quite bad even the main ones here (A40 closed this morning) but 12mph FFS and the 4x4's arnt much better.

John, just done mine with Bennets on a daytime MOT,

Out of interest Pete, how many marks did said rider loose on the route? and what route did he ride in the end? I think many of us have lost the plot when it comes to how many marks we loose on a route. Dropping under 10 at any trial to me means its to easy, rather than spot on, just because you struggle with a few sections and five them doesnt mean its to hard? how will you ever learn/progress. Dropping fives on nearly every section is too hard, but aiming for a single figure score when your a mid fielder on a route your riding the wrong route.

Good luck Mike, welcome back fella

I watched that earlier Ian, classic a mate of mine did the same to sierra years ago pulling him out of a muddy gateway but forwards

Has to be this way else TC will soon turn into advert for anyone and everything

Hooked up a bracket on Gerts Wednesday to mount the flipcam with the intention of a ride around the local villages and posting it on here, got about 12 foot till I fell off bloody hopeless. Will try pumping up the tyres tomorrow and see what happens, roads are sheet ice everywhere now though

Mines been fine, had it on the bike for some months now, did'nt feel any different when they went in

Treated Gerty to these a few months ago, still like new now and no play wear yet

No need for apologies Steve, thanks for letting us know, heavy snow forecast again Sunday so your not on your own

Copey, I've got a 4RT...............................what are tools??????????????????????

Thanks for letting us know Pete, shame for the club as its a big course to set out and organise, lets hope it can run later in the year. I'll let the lads I know who are booked in

Deaf bookkeeper A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court if anything went wrong ! When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where the $10 million he embezzled from me is.' The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is. The bookkeeper signs back: 'I don't know what you are talking about.' The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're talking about.' The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, 'Ask him again !' The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell him!' The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !' The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say?' The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger !! ' Don't you just love lawyers?

Did'nt think Coventry was that far north mate? 11 inches at the Addicts house this morning, no way Chantelles ever going to get up the hill to work. I overtook two Chelsea tractors though coming home last night at 50, both were doing a carefull 20mph????? some people should really keep off the roads if they're cacking themselves at the slightest sign of snow or ice. As per Dabster, sat here enjoying a nice latte and me feet warming by the fire.

Go for it John, get two, one for riding and one for the vacuum bag for investment, I fear we may be about to see the last of the 4rt after 2010

I always pushed one of the cap grooves with a blunt screwdriver to break the seal then it would wind out ok, same putting back on. I've got a few smallish bottles with long spouts on them for topping up oils/water etc that are hard to get to, got them from a model car shop, they're used for nitro I think