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Kenny The Rooster - Contains Adult Humour


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I walked in on my mother in law having a bath yesterday as she was stopping with us for a short while.

After months of simmering tension between us, this was the opportunity I had been waiting for and before we knew it, one thing had led to another and I couldn't stop myself.

I drowned her.

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A man phones an Airfix shop and asks if he has a model of an Italian cruise ship, the owner says, yes I've just one left, the man says, can you put it to one side for me...

Paddy and Murphy are on a cruise ship.

Paddy says, "It's awfully quiet on deck tonight."

Murphy says, "Everyone will be watching the band."

Paddy says, "There isn't a band playing tonight."

So Murphy says, "I definitely heard someone say, 'a band on ship.'"

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Italy announced they have found a man to beat Michael Phelps in the Olympics, he did the 200 meter freestyle faster than anyone they had ever seen and will probably be named captain.

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Ea, yea a bit slow! Must be why it only took me two tries to understand him! Can take me 3-4 on a proper Scot! Mayby never! :rolleyes:

Not to worry, I would have the same problem with your Canadian accent I'm sure !

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