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Where's the SatNav 3D route from last year? 4+ hours condensed into 10 minutes if I remember rightly... You're not so hot at finding things are you? But I'll let you off because you converted it into Google Earth for me. http://www.trialscentral.com/cms/showartic...?articleID=2671

It's very different, The Scott can cram 6 days of pain into a much shorter time frame, have fun

http://www.trialscentral.com/cms/showartic...?articleID=3333 Entry details for those who haven't been sent them as yet, hurry up before it's full.

is that why you did a year or so on a 2 stroke sherco just to be sure?

Y'll only find folk with cold feet round here.

there's only you who'd go on the PC when you're up for your early morning wazz.

RMC will be running an additional Youth ONLY Trial this Sunday, 19th August. It will be run for the Mintex Trophy to replace the event lost to the weather late last year. Start time is 10.30am at a new venue in Arkengarthdale, the start will be flagged from Langthwaite village. Please note there will be no catering at this event. Remember, this is a YOUTH ONLY event.

D'ya think the other guy learnt his skills with a granny's handbag tucked under his arm?

wot? the fat slags?

aye, try it on a ****co & the suspension would explode. Did you have a shock rebuild , or was that down to weight of rider. One warranty claim in 18 months of 4rt use, now how many times have you rung up Rhoda for those? Anyway you know you want to do Scotland on one, don't you?

aye, try it on a ****co & the suspension would explode.

If this is defo the new repsol.....i am aroused. ooooooooooooo baby!!! You're just having a wet dream.

From what you've written you appear to be slowing your bike down, fitting Boysen reeds will have the opposite effect as they give it more go.

where's the pictures?

Your not an ethnic Tim, you ride a Gas Gas. Clearly a man of taste & discernment. Bugger! Gotta start saving for the new 4 banger.... Don't you mean your ticket to Australia?

An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said:

An Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman were at the fair and about to go on the helter-skelter when an old crone steps in front of them. "This is a magic ride," she says. "You will land in whatever you shout out on the way down." "I'm game for this," says the Welshman and slides down the helter-skelter shouting "GOLD!" at the top of his voice. Sure enough, when he hit the bottom he found himself surrounded by thousands of pounds worth of gold coins. The Englishman goes next and shouts "SILVER!" at the top of his voice. At the bottom he lands in more silver coinage than he can carry. The Irishman goes last and, launching himself from the top of the slide shouts "WEEEEEEE!"

You've all forgotten the essential lawn mower lads. The first occupants of the start filed have arrived today & have been spotted mowing their plot in anticipation of their hot tubs arriving.

Sunts bike is an 05 which has 2 SSDT's under it's belt along with everything else, last I saw it had a mitani exhaust system & he has PTB on it. The rest is stock except the scratches which are all his own It ain't what you've got it's how you use it.

haven't you heard? Nathan has it flagged well into Cumbria for Saturday this year, there's a petrol check there & back at Teebay.

Dunno about Friday & Saturday as each day is done by a different gang, I did have a ride out with the Saturday gang doing the GPS info for the parks & the moors were wet & the becks were rough. Sunday has about half of the 40 as dual & the rest will be single route. Bring yer armbands & wear some new boots to scuff up all the slimeeeee bits. All three marking out gangs think it'll be a bit tough this year as the wet moors will sap everyones energy, add in the state of the becks which are green & full of water & it all will add up to a tougher than normal weekend. Let's just hope for some nice warm weather to make it a more enjoyable weekend.

One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. " Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, " I found the remote!"

Well they wont need the hot tubs on the start field this year, when I drove past this aft' there was a large puddle for them to swim in.

Jacko is no mug on a Trials bike, probably better know for his road racing though where he's won National Championships.

After the two soakings that I received last Sunday it'd be a big surprise to me if they're dry & dusty Sections could be fairly rough this time as we simply can't see what's happening as there's 'winter' water running in the becks & it's never dry long enough for the levels to drop.