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They may be upgrading the system or summat. Our broadband was ***** a few weeks back, it was poor between the time the kids came home & about 10 o'clock, overloaded? It's right again now.

It has been tried but with limited success, there are actually very few sections which lend themselves to sponsorship due to locations. More of a priority is the funding of a new set of riding bibs as ours are now well past their sell by dates.

Good, I now hope my mate Dennis becomes an enthusiast again & wants to ride round Scotland at some time in the future.

Glad for the lad, now he's not up for getting owt to eat his eggs with he needs summat to polish.

An 07 bike is a big step forward from an 05 bike as they have the different cam in them which makes them easier to start & on a whole much more rideable. I've had an 07 bike all year & I've not bothered putting my PTB or big clutch master cylinder on it as it's fine straight out of the box. I do know a dealer who has the last two new 07 bikes available at a very good price.

Bet that means 'For a quick shag with your pet sheep I'll let you have one for free'

different carb to the older models, different set up so no sub air cleaner.

For those who don't know all Scott Sections have names. The names & the exact locations may vary year on year. Some refer to places that can be found on an OS map, others refer to how some places are refered to locally & some are named after people. This years list as refered to by Mike Rapley in his column the other week. No. Name Clear One's Two's Three's Five's %0 %1 %2 %3 %5 Total % 0 Totals 3322 1307 772 2813 2954 30 12 7 25 26 11177 0 1 FIRST 181 9 2 0 4 92 5 1 0 2 196 100 2 RUBBING HOUSE 41 24 8 36 87 21 12 4 18 44 196 100 3 ORGATE 100 27 3 11 53 52 14 2 6 27 194 99 4 COLD KNUCKLES 1 60 22 16 30 67 31 11 8 15 34 195 99 5 THRINGILL 98 40 19 16 21 51 21 10 8 11 194 99 6 KERSEY GREEN 1 100 37 15 33 8 52 19 8 17 4 193 98 7 KERSEY GREEN 2 93 23 15 25 37 48 12 8 13 19 193 98 8 RIVER PRY 119 25 6 22 20 62 13 3 11 10 192 98 9 PADLEY FALLS 116 38 11 22 5 60 20 6 11 3 192 98 10 ROAN HUSH 1 60 25 15 40 47 32 13 8 21 25 187 95 11 OWLANDS 43 25 24 48 48 23 13 13 26 26 188 96 12 ROCK GARDEN 38 22 14 69 43 20 12 7 37 23 189 96 13 UNDERBANKS 117 18 5 12 34 63 10 3 6 18 186 95 14 REELS HEAD 66 19 13 46 39 36 10 7 25 21 183 93 15 HAGG STONES 43 18 9 40 76 23 10 5 22 41 186 95 16 MAC'S CASTLE 1 3 3 4 36 134 2 2 2 20 74 180 92 17 SLEEPER BRIDGE 82 23 20 52 4 45 13 11 29 2 181 92 18 RAWCROFT 1 60 28 19 65 9 33 15 10 36 5 181 92 19 RAWCROFT 2 75 25 17 20 42 42 14 9 11 23 179 91 20 CRINGLEY BOTTOM 1 19 25 14 51 71 10 14 8 28 39 181 92 21 CRINGLEY BOTTOM 2 52 28 19 66 13 29 16 11 37 7 178 91 22 ROY'S ROCKS 63 14 13 84 6 35 8 7 47 3 180 92 23 LOWER SURRENDER 46 24 8 64 37 26 13 4 36 21 179 91 24 SURRENDER 30 7 5 43 92 17 4 3 24 52 177 90 25 RITCHIES REVENGE 1 44 21 9 29 70 25 12 5 17 40 173 88 26 RITCHIES REVENGE 2 5 4 2 29 131 3 2 1 17 77 171 87 27 ASHPOT GUTTER 17 16 12 55 73 10 9 7 32 42 173 88 28 WINTERINGS ROCKERY 61 21 13 62 11 36 13 8 37 7 168 86 29 BOTCHER GILL 34 25 11 33 65 20 15 7 20 39 168 86 30 NORTH HUSH 20 17 17 57 57 12 10 10 34 34 168 86 31 GREYBEARDS 7 6 3 60 92 4 4 2 36 55 168 86 32 BLIND GILL 17 18 14 56 60 10 11 8 34 36 165 84 33 BENTYS GUTTER 20 6 8 56 74 12 4 5 34 45 164 84 34 GORTON 27 11 4 30 87 17 7 2 19 54 162 83 35 BY PASS 1 32 26 15 51 10 24 19 11 38 7 135 69 36 BY PASS 2 8 13 19 65 29 6 10 14 49 22 134 68 37 BY PASS 3 21 19 14 66 13 16 14 11 50 10 133 68 38 GRAND CANYON 30 10 11 32 49 23 8 8 24 37 132 67 39 TANK TRAP 21 10 10 40 53 16 7 7 30 40 134 68 40 BLACK HILLS 1 5 7 5 63 53 4 5 4 47 40 133 68 41 BLACK HILLS 2 12 12 9 55 45 9 9 7 41 34 133 68 42 BLACK HILLS 3 52 9 7 24 41 39 7 5 18 31 133 68 43 WHAW BRIDGE 1 82 20 7 23 1 62 15 5 17 1 133 68 44 WHAW BRIDGE 2 36 14 12 31 40 27 11 9 23 30 133 68 45 LITTLE PUNCHARD 1 31 12 13 30 46 23 9 10 23 35 132 67 46 LITTLE PUNCHARD 2 16 15 8 51 41 12 11 6 39 31 131 67 47 LITTLE PUNCHRAD 3 43 16 10 40 22 33 12 8 31 17 131 67 48 GREAT PUNCHARD 1 67 24 7 23 9 51 18 5 18 7 131 67 49 GREAT PUNCHARD 2 12 23 13 60 20 9 18 10 47 16 128 65 50 FAGGERGILL 1 10 10 5 61 34 8 8 4 51 28 120 61 51 FAGGERGILL 2 21 21 23 52 4 17 17 19 43 3 121 62 52 FAGGERGILL 3 63 22 7 24 6 52 18 6 20 5 122 62 53 CLEASBY CLIMB 12 11 5 54 35 10 9 4 46 30 117 60 54 THE HOWL 89 17 8 4 1 75 14 7 3 1 119 61 55 SHIVERY SCARR 37 14 9 29 31 31 12 8 24 26 120 61 56 SHAW GUTTER 1 60 27 10 15 2 53 24 9 13 2 114 58 57 SHAW GUTTER 2 21 14 7 54 18 18 12 6 47 16 114 58 58 BRIDGE END 82 14 8 8 2 72 12 7 7 2 114 58 59 WINDEGG 49 22 8 16 17 44 20 7 14 15 112 57 60 TOWN END FARM 36 16 13 30 17 32 14 12 27 15 112 57 61 STORTHWAITE 1 28 17 13 19 35 25 15 12 17 31 112 57 62 STORTHWAITE 2 55 11 6 18 24 48 10 5 16 21 114 58 63 MAC'S CASTLE 2 7 6 4 18 76 6 5 4 16 68 111 57 64 BROWNS BANG 10 23 11 53 13 9 21 10 48 12 110 56 65 SID'S STEPS 13 10 11 42 33 12 9 10 39 30 109 56 66 HAG STONES 2 31 16 15 32 16 28 15 14 29 15 110 56 67 REELS HEAD 1 29 13 13 18 37 26 12 12 16 34 110 56 68 REELS HEAD 2 30 20 12 25 24 27 18 11 23 22 111 57 69 HELL HOLES 24 12 6 32 34 22 11 6 30 31 108 55 70 GOATS 16 15 11 58 8 15 14 10 54 7 108 55 71 COLD BANK 5 3 1 3 99 5 3 1 3 89 111 57 72 COLD KNUCKLES 2 3 3 1 13 88 3 3 1 12 81 108 55 73 COLD KNUCKLES 3 0 6 2 16 84 0 6 2 15 78 108 55 74 ROTTEN WOOD 1 57 17 6 19 6 54 16 6 18 6 105 54 75 ROTTEN WOOD 2 29 7 5 46 18 28 7 5 44 17 105 54 76 CLAPGATE 80 16 5 2 3 75 15 5 2 3 106 54

That's not Goats it's Hell Holes, Goats is the first one you come to after you start following the course back from the road.

Aye but is that any where near Morar?

Aye make sure you clean the bowl thoroughly afterwards before your lass gets to see it or there'll be hell to pay.

I've heard Mrs Baldilocks has hands like leather.

If you'd been up there pushing for an hour you wouldn't have gone past By Pass petrol check as I'd have stopped you because you'd have been way out of time. Did you miss the free petrol that we give you up there? As it's on a track with no other place to go it's very difficult to miss.

You're not that fit, Scott blew you out, Six days round Scotland can hurt a bit at times too.

You'll not get fit riding sections that are beyond your talents, all you'll get is p****d off & a wrecked bike. Far better to ride stuff that's near the limit of your ability & enjoy yourself.

It looked well when I saw it this afternoon.

This young lad was the youngest killed in the Normandy invasion, he's laid to rest near Bayeax in what's know as Jerusalem. The inscription from his parents can't help but touch you.

The full 30 minute BBC programme is now being copied from VHS to DVD

Pity HL isn't around to oft these days, she could have handed out an English lesson.

Sorry Jeff but it was still a **** hole when I was there this morning. BTW does anybody know the way through Ingleby Barwick without getting lost?

did you get the owners permission to post this?

Is that you thinking about this 4rt you're going to get? Bet you paint the bloody wheels you big tart. What's wrong with having painted wheels? they chip, scratch & generally look crap

Is that you thinking about this 4rt you're going to get? Bet you paint the bloody wheels you big tart.

free beer tomorrow