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  1. perce

    One Night

    One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. " Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, " I found the remote!"
  2. Well they wont need the hot tubs on the start field this year, when I drove past this aft' there was a large puddle for them to swim in.
  3. Jacko is no mug on a Trials bike, probably better know for his road racing though where he's won National Championships.
  4. After the two soakings that I received last Sunday it'd be a big surprise to me if they're dry & dusty Sections could be fairly rough this time as we simply can't see what's happening as there's 'winter' water running in the becks & it's never dry long enough for the levels to drop.
  5. That's right, I've had one fitted to both my bikes & they're spot on with extra length to protect the linkage. I had the first one off quite a lot of times & it fit back on every time without problem. One on the new bike hasn't been off yet, it's got a rather unique paint job courtesy of Msport. Only problem I've found is wearing away the rear countersunk bolts making them difficult to extract, I'd get this with any bash plate, I now replace them after every oil filter change.
  6. Everything is all washed out, there's mountains of work to do & you're off s****in round Europe playing waterboy to that Wiggz guy.
  7. f****d if I know, it's been too wet to go see
  8. Please let us know as soon as possible if you are unable to attend so that places can be reallocated.
  9. http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?cli...amp;upright.y=4 Head towards Marsett from Bainbridge.
  10. slide - #4.5 needle x19 starter jet #100 main #135 air bleed #46 slow jet #46 all taken from a 2001 owners manual which is correct for 2000 / 2001 bike.
  11. has been cancelled as it's far too wet. Please tell everyone you know who may have planned to attend.
  12. Its tong in cheek, having met him I can say he is one of the nicest guy's around. As well as being Wiggz water boy he is very willing to do the round trip from Milton Keynes to Richmond & help us mark events out, so you're right Boo he's not a complete tosser.
  13. Wait until you meet him, you'll realise he's a fat ******* as well :thumbup:
  14. Get professional help & fight it all the way.
  15. You think that's bad? -----Original Message----- From: James Percival [mailto:JLHPERCIVAL@xxxxxxxxx.freeserve.co.uk] Sent: 12 June 2007 21:27 To: Andy Subject: RE: Hawkstone Honeys Are there no sheep up as entries? Which one's the transexual to suit you then?
  16. Eh! No new plastics with bold graphics? If it came with Sat Nav would you get one? Knowing K's luck both the sat nav & the bluetooth remap feature wouldn't work
  17. perce

    Rear Brake Wont Lock

    Hi Perce, From which year or model sherco will the brke pedal fit the RT, are there any modifications required or will it fit straight on ?, Broke another pedal this weekend so perhaps time for a change. H.. As far as I know they're all the same, Munch aka Msport 01438742724 supplied me it when I bought the bike. I think he put Mont bearings in it. I'll photo it next time I see my bike.
  18. Imagination time, what would Kinnel & his minder have to discuss. Starter for 10 'Brian.........Brian..........Brian...............where the **** are you?'
  19. Try the USA Montesa importer http://www.apexmotosports.com/
  20. perce

    Sherco Virgin

    He'll be digging enough holes riding that thing in first when he comes up to our trial never mind second. First gear IS the only gear to use when riding our style sections, pretty much the same as the SSDT, perhaps trying to pull a big gear was one of GAs problems in Scotland.
  21. Bet this is one Kinell made http://www.metacafe.com/watch/561854/fly_up_high/
  22. Why fit the Jitsie linkage plates? The 4rt must have the most plush suspension ever on Trials bike, why alter what Honda spent $$$$$$ developing? Change the footpegs & hangers by all means though, why they have to fit the rubbish they do on a
  23. perce

    Scooby Jump

    It was funny when Big John interviewed Barry & brother Kevin in Parc Ferme at the SSDT. Big John asks Kevin if he was Barrys co driver, his answer was 'No chance, he's mad'
  24. perce

    Repsol Ptb

    After about the first third just turn everything up to full chat, should be about right
  25. perce

    Dreamin'

    It depends on the legal requirements for on road riding in the entrants own country, hence Raga rode at 16.
 
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