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Get that end can off the exhaust and see how it performs Colin.....

Smoke a pipe.....

I'm Worksop(ish), born in Chesterfield....

https://youtu.be/JMlvW7SFWLQ

Is it the right length when the tyres are down to riding pressure?

The only bad time is when you can't afford it........

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08mp802/road-riders-series-1-episode-1

We use one of these, there's a trip switch on the base to cut the power if it topples over, a bit of duct tape over the switch to hold it in place, lay the heater on it's side and stick anything you want to warm up on the grid. Switch the oscillating facility off first... ;>) http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Brand-New-1200w-Oscillating-Halogen-Heater-/222457174334?_trksid=p2385738.m2548.l4275

Let them stress themselves up, stand back and chill... Whenever I had a trainee and they wanted to dash about and get themselves stressed up, I told them this story: An old bull and young bull are standing at the top of a hill, the young bull says to the old bull; 'Let's run down the hill and shag a cow.' The old bull replies: 'Let's walk down and shag them all....'

http://www.caswelleurope.co.uk/ethanol-proof-mini-fuel-tank-sealer-kit-for-tanks-up-to-15-litres/

Caswells....

And they're light enough to stick a few in your pocket and carry with you.

I occasionally use NJB, if you ring Norman, (the N of NJ Blakemore), he can advise you on what spring rate you need.

Yes and yes.... on the fairings of my race bikes I use them too.... a mate of mine cuts a slot in them on his bike so they snap more easily and save the fairing.

Number plate fixing bolts....

Don't you have a butler to hold your bike between sections?

Little Larry....A schoolteacher started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up.The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?''No, ma'am, but I didn't like to see you standing there all by yourself!' Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.'Why do you do that, mum?' he asked.'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.'What's the matter, asked Larry 'are you giving up?'Larry's class were on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.Larry asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father.He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the milkman wants to buy Mom .....'

Wear earplugs......

Is that a hole in the bottom of the tank or a speck of dirt? Have a look at Caswell's products for sealing the tank.

I've got three spare paddock passes for the CRMC Pembrey meeting for this (easter) weekend. Anybody want them? Free.

No, fairly quiet on it.... ;>) I take my race bikes there as often as possible.... my favourite track.

Louth? I've spent a lot of time there..... Cadwell Park. www.spencerracing.co.uk

41? I've got clothes older than you...... Are you from North Lincolnshire?

That's how they nearly all used to be......