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I think your final sentence will come back and haunt you? Sherco 4T was a huge flop for the manufacturer although when the bike was running it rode quite nice, the biggest problem they had was the one your encountering trying to start the bugger. There have been lots of small solution improvements suggested, but I beleive none that cured it! Return to seller if possible is my suggestion and buy a 4RT if you want the four stroke option, ultra reliable, Honda quality.............and starts with a gentle prod!

I was standing on the weighing scales sucking my stomach in and the wife started laughing said, "that wont do much good"? So i replied "yes it will i can see the numbers now"!

First day back at school in Birmingham, the teacher began calling out the names of the pupils : "Mustafa Al Eih Zeri ?" - "Here miss." "Achmed El Kabul ?" - "Here miss." "Fatima Al Hayek ? " - "Here miss." "Ali Abdul Olmi ?" - "Here miss." "Mohammed Bin Kadir ?" - "Here miss." "Ali Son al En", silence in the classroom. "Ali Son al En" - continued silence as everyone looked around the room. The teacher repeated the call. A girl stood up and said, "Sorry, miss, I think that's me. It's pronounced Alison Allen

20 pages in and I reckon the Gas Gas situation could make 3 of the pages written here the rest has bugger all to do with the topic, maybe it is time to sit back and wait to here some news

I got one similar?

http://enduro21.com/index.php/component/k2/item/2565-is-time-running-out-for-gas-gas? Looks like they won't be going Orange running out of ideas?

Do you pay for World rounds in other countries if so how does that compare to the British round? It is very commercialised the sport now who was the first to charge was it L&M at Hawkstone and could it be done with volunteers FREE I doubt it?

Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her? I am desperate!" The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills. "Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this. These are experimental. The tests so far indicate that they're VERY powerful. Don't give her more than ONE, understand? Just ONE." "I don't know, Doc, she's awfully cold..." "One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?" "Um... okay." The guy expresses gratitude and leaves for home, where his wife has dinner waiting. When dinner is finished, she goes to the kitchen to bring dessert. The man hastily pulls the pills from his pocket and drops one into his wife's coffee. He reflects for a moment, hesitates, then drops in a second pill. And then he begins to worry. The doctor did say they were powerful. Then inspiration strikes, he drops one pill into his own coffee. His wife returns with the shortcake and they enjoy their dessert and coffee. A few minutes after they finish, his wife shudders a little, sighs deeply and heavily, and a strange look comes over her. In a near whisper, and a tone of voice he has never heard her use before, she says, "I...need... a man..." His eyes glitter and his hands tremble as he replies, "Me too..."

Make sure you don't turn that throttle Hot or Cold the Jap Lass don't like that at all?

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.. Well, he's a little p****d off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussy halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?"

One for the Scots amongst us......................... Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car. Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur : " You get out and check - you were driving." The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. " You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything.” The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered, his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face. " My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola. The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap - up meal and the daughter made love to me." " What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola. " I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow."

This made me smile

80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, . . . . . . "Close enough." !!!

I have sat back and watched this forum but my take is even if they get an investment of that 9 million its is still less than half their debt! Would that satisfy the banks? now unles their are some "Bankers" (I said bankers?) on here that can answer that question it is looking pretty bleak and anyone with that amount of money to invest would possibly look elsewhere to get a return. Almost delaying the inevitable are they not better going bust someone buying the assets and starting again?

Irrelevant?It would be like saying where would Bou be if he was on the Vertigo?

#8 hillary the landowner has asked if you can pop up with a spade and fill in some ruts? You seem the man for the job? Sterling work form the few that help make club trials a success I said once to a moaner once who complained about the sections that I didn't see him there yesterday when we were setting up, but look forward to seeing him on the Saturday prior to our next trial?

From the post trial report they are investigating the bolt issue, Beta were also renowned for breaking the bottom shock bolt in the past and you don't hear of any problems now so it might only be a supplier issue rather than a design problem? Fuel is simple put fuel in the tank and it will run whether that be through a carb or EFI

Not sure if it has been posted before but some good old footage here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1422503916&v=V09zf7kfKKA&x-yt-cl=85027636#t=2030

Certainly some ''Injection'' been put into this topic or is that another topic

Bike with V5 maybe done a few road trials, SSDT, SCOTT etc. Bike no V5 done a year of club trials Pay your money take your choice?

Rocks South of Derbyshire luxury!

Steve Moore was the man an SSDT veteran he is on FB so you can message him through there Edit: I have sent Steve a message to look at this post!

Hi We cater for all level of riders at our trials at Earls Shilton as a beginner we have an easy white route which will be fine details of the event and results are http://estc.co.uk/Events.aspx We also have a Facebook page search Earls Shilton Trials Club

I am no IT expert but I got rid of my cookies whole packet with a coffee saying that I haven't had a problem?