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depends how much you drink...... Mind you the way the evolution has gone in the last couple weeks anything could happen, snow anyone????? flippin nightmare

The forecast is getting better you lucky people: Chart: from yesterdays, the little low looks as though it does not develop and deepen as much therefore will have less northern movement (it's called warm advection....) therefore the worst of the rain will stay well south of hawkstone, though pic 2 suggests a really clear area on Sunday, there's still a chance of a shower or two

Trials Central Health Warning: Riders should NOT try to emulate the injuries Of Barry Baines..it is dangerous Hope things get better soon Stump Magnet, that does not look good. Keep us up to date with your recovery

Mind you talking to myself is the only way I can get a decent conversation.........

Right a bit more: Two pics attached Pic 1 forecast chart for 1200Z (1300local) Sunday: Low pressure heading across central midlands area (should help the flooded areas further south out a bit), the position of the warm front and the low does not help Hawkstone, Rain & low cloud across most of the area but won't be cold not too windy either. Second pic (hopefully) rainfall pattern again 1300 Sunday paler colours light rain, purple colours heaviest

Not second guessing, just science.... weather.......

Right, had a good look at our guidance for the weekend and it looks as though Saturday will be pretty good but Sunday is not looking great at all Saturday: Generally dry with bright periods but the odd chance of a shower during the day, a light winds, temperatures up a max of around 18 to 20 degrees. Should stay dry through Saturday evening but as the night progresses it'll start raining. Sunday: Not nice, yet another band of moderate/heavy rain crossing the southern half of the UK. How much will hit Hawkstone area/ Shropshire is a bit open to debate just now depends on the exact track of the low however models suggest a good 12 hours of rain with a few fairly heavy bursts in among that, temperatures staying fairly high 18 to 20 degrees and light winds. Probably not what you wanted to hear, we only the messengers.....I'll look again towards Friday

Flood Aid - buckets..........and Ian I'd happily pay

Whahay a vote of confidence, thats a first on here I'm busy just now but I'll have a look once the new model data and guidance comes out after midnight, might as well use the up to date stuff

skite.....was that a spelling mistake Steveo

I own this site and am a Scotsman myself (which is partly why these guys are doing this - they can't find a kangaroo to mount so they'll wind up the Jocks!). I firmly believe if you can't laugh at yourself then you have no right to laugh at anybody else. You appear to be one of the modern day "Pee Cee" brigade who can't take a bit of fun, like to scream "abuse" at every opportunity and are contributing to the downfall of our once great country where everybody must be politically correct 100% of the time. I don't hold with that. It's banter, end of story. I could delete it in a second - as could Slapshot, but we see it the way it's intended. Just a bit of fun and winding up on an internet forum that means nothing in real life. If you don't like it, don't read it. I am not about to let Trials Central fall victim to the PC brigade. Andy I can assure you - i am not part of the PC brigade. I must be a bit slow but how is it winding up Scots. I suspect your comments are aimed at the original joke and I did contemplate deleting when It came up however it didn't target a single group and the first response back came from a guy who lives in New Zealand but used to live in South Africa no problems there. As to the wind up, I can give as good as I get and enjoy the banter. Like the boss said I could have deleted it but didn't see the need

Yea thats it Cope, but unlike those Scots, we dont wear dresses... Unlike us Scots though, you lot ain't man enough to be able to wear a kilt Now dont you go jumping to conclusions Slapshot,I once tried a kilt that was borrowed from a friend in the local pipe band,a great big strapping lad he was too. The problem was we could na get the hemline low enough to venture out in public.... Steveo, you can always remove your extentions before adjusting the hemline or do what most of us Scots do....wrap it round your thigh a couple of times

Yea thats it Cope, but unlike those Scots, we dont wear dresses... Unlike us Scots though, you lot ain't man enough to be able to wear a kilt

And which bit of your anatomy do you use slapper? and we know it's not that bit Trade secret OTF.......... I never move stones in sectons, if i move the beggars I'm guaranteed they'll jump up and bite me how you doin anyway you old beggar

Big John doesn't use his feet to shift rocks he uses a Matchless......

nowt on Trialonline yet.......

Lacho, Alpinestar no-stops comfiest things I've ever worn they are mega comfy. Get youself a pair of sealskins and you'll stay bone dry as well Cheers Slapshot

Just a little reminder of your weekend at Alvie, thanks to Nigel Greenwood for the paddock photo. Big John OH for a caption contest.......

I know we knew these guys were nuts but a Backflip on a Honda 90..........doesn't bear thinking about

How much of a pain is stripping this thing down to fix the seals and what not.....any tips would be much appreciated Donald

wondered why Dicko bought you a pint...... I'll get me coat

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If it's true our friends from Gas Gas might have a couple of issues.........

He really does look after us you know