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That was bloody funny ,I take my hat off to you Sir (nowt else though). :rotfl:

With that intake so close to the front of the seat that could be a thrilling ride

Recovered memories produced from hypnosis!! Haven't you heard of Derren Brown/Philip Klass? Ok, let's look at it from another point of view: You've had a hard day at work then you come home to find that some grey alien ar5e-bandits have travelled millions of miles through time and space to abduct you and stick something up your derrier. Man ,that would really get me down but someone giving me $10,000 for the story would cheer me up a bit. You just need to contact Philip Klass. His 1989 book, UFO Abduction: A Dangerous Game, he promised $10,000 to any victim whose abduction by aliens could be confirmed by the FBI. Easy money really. As for those who claim that being abducted has given them some paranormal powers ,well The James Randi Institute will give you $1,000,000 to buy as much anusol lotion as you need.

Me too,but knowing my luck it would be by the ginger one

Hmm,maybe? Ta!

Aww,c'mon Dan, you don't seriously think that General Electric didn't understand the exact,original criteria for the tf34 in the 'Hog'? If you like the A10 I can recommend Warthog By William L. Smallwood as a good read. Wayne

From what I know of so called alien abductions (only in America?),you would need:- To be an in-bred, red-neck. To drive a pick-up truck. To make sure you're out in the middle of nowhere (so no witnesses to confirm your abduction). To have a disturbing need for attention. Hope this helps,let me know how you get on. Wayne

That's cold, Nigel.

Hypocrit isn't a strong enough word for it when it comes to Prescott,the original Turd of Turd Hall as they say in Ashington,(look Atom I know it's a sensitive subject for you since he boned your childhood sweetheart ). Bearing in mind that I'm no big fan of Brand at least he's put his hands up to his mistake where as Prescott would just continue to bully and bluster his way through .

That's what I call a Party Political Broadcast....compare it to the dreary campaigning that we get.

Good find,thanks for sharing it. The Japanese Championships are always ..well..mental !

I sympathise with this fella. Got to wonder how he got insurance cover for a performance car that is not garaged overnight? I know from wor kids Scooby just how strict some of the insurance criteria is for these motors. Hope the insurance company don't get arsy with him.

Ross was a talented (chat show,awards show or radio show)host but lately it seems as if he's refusing to grow up and act like the 'new generation' Wogan that the BBC want him to be. I can understand how he can network with his audience and hold a show together. And Brand?well he never was talented. If some one needs to get tarted up like he does you just know he's hiding a lack of wit . I think I have a broad sense of humour (I suppose everyone says that ?)including Jerry Sadowitcz,The Reverand Jebbediah Steppenwolf III,Dom Irrera and some of the other ''outrageous'' comics but Brand ?! I can't even see who he is meant to appeal to. As for the prank that everyones complaining about....where's the humour? Is it my age?

This happened to me once..I had permanently depressed the kill switch in a panic. Check it 1st before you spend any money on parts.

I think it's too vague to be anything other than internet folklore! Anyway,how's that new infernal combustion engine of yours coming along? Wayne

How may wheel trims (hub-caps?) did you get with a Dodge Charger?

Hmm..is this for real?

Stu,apart from price,why?

$30,000 =

Go on Mark,make us really sick and tell us how cheap this Challenger is Stateside ? Wayne

If only some-one (smarter than me) could get the Royals 'on board' to highlight our decaying 'off-road' situation in this country. Can anyone get them photographed riding a trials bike?? There, that's my wish list to Santa sorted for this year.

I remember being caught out by the ending of that film, I just wasn't ready for it !

Oiy wri5hty..that's my joke ,I've got copyright on it,love hearing it again though....nice one. You need to be much meaner in your delivery...like this... How long does it take a Makem woman to have a 5h1t??? 9 months

Hmm,yes..Wayne is a very popular middle name in ...America !!?? Cheers, Wayne---1st name you'll notice.