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Sweet looking bike. Grabs me too. For the uninitiated:

That rumour keeps popping up. Mind you the one that Mart & Doug were designing their own bike seems to have died down,

Apparently not.

The difference between Santa and Tiger Woods, is that Santa stops at three Hos.

Nah, this is more appropriate:

That they are finely honed, precision crafted machines that deserve only the finest tools?

I had another look at it and there seems (in one pic) to be a cone that emanates from a nearby hill. Perhaps Jean Michel Jarre was in town?

Scorpa toolkit:

What do you reckon: Norwegian light show?

What about you playing Ken Stotts life?

I don't reckon it'll debut at the SSDT. Too risky. If it breaks it will look VERY bad on their resume. Mind you it didn't hurt sales of the Beta Zero. I'll go with July 2011.

At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers. At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says. "Just what did he say to you?" "I'm not sure" the big scouser replies. "Something about a job."

You funny guy. Ha ha! I keel you.

as Rebus? Rebus with Mart

Oh, OK I'll fess up. It wasn't me. I'm the lazy bugger next door:

Apparently, the police asked Tiger

Here's my contribution:

You only need do it once Donald. Just short out the whole block and they won't ask you again.

Can't magine where you'll be working

Sorry to hear that Perce.

Zip, you're a dick

Hell of a lot of complexity to solve a simple balancing problem.

Why?

Nearly that time of the year so add to the list: