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BUT....will it beat the original Beta 4t thread???

Someone has to do this....I think it looks like a Xipsa.....

A German guy approaches a lady of the night. 'I vish to buy sex viz you.' 'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge

Easy... PM Andy and take it from there.......

Whose place is that Davie

A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry, 'St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.' 'That's cool' said the blonde, 'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?' 'Just three questions' said St Peter. 'Which are?' asked the blonde. 'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start with the letter 'T' '? The second is 'How many seconds are there in a year?' The third is 'What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?' 'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me.' So the blonde went away and gave those three questions some considerable thought (I expect you to do the same). The following morning, St Peter called upon the blonde and asked if she had considered the questions, to which she replied, 'I have.' 'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two days of the week start with the letter T?' The blonde said, 'Today and Tomorrow.' St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that indeed the answer can be applied to the question. 'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the three questions?' St Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?' The Blonde replied, 'Twelve!' 'Only twelve?' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at that figure?' 'Easy,' said the blonde, 'there's the second of January, the second of February, right through to the second of December, giving a total of twelve seconds.' St Peter looked at the blonde and said, 'I need some time to consider your answer before I can give you a decision.' And he walked away shaking his head. A short time later, St Peter returned to the Blonde. 'I'll allow the answer to stand, but you need to get the third and final question absolutely correct to be allowed into Heaven. Now, can you tell me the answer to the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?' The blonde replied; 'Of the three questions, I found this the easiest to answer.' 'Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the answer?' 'It's Andy.' 'Andy??' 'Yes, Andy,' said the blonde. This totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and that, deliberating the answer. Finally, he could not stand the suspense any longer, and turning to the blonde, asked 'How in God's name did you arrive at THAT answer?' 'Easy' said the blonde, 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited till his billy boiled.'

Try James Morton Ross, he might be able to help, granted not Edinburgh.

Someone once said, "when we no longer stop to remember, we'l quickly start to forget", can't remember who it was but it's very apt. We'll trundle down this new road and find ourselves facing WW3 in another 50 years or so, the next time will be the last though.

mmm hence the (d)

Huh???? No point deleteing your original post then putting that up, you make a post you stand by it, just hipocrasy otherwise

Wonder how many Red Bulls Justin had drunk by the end of that???? Good Post mate.

NB MOD's hat left at home.... Hang on a tic, all we want are facts but want them from a completely guaranteed honest source not an importer who has to make a crust out of it and will hype it out of all proportion. We do not want to listen to you spilling out the manufacturers advertising blurb to importers or read your narrow minded viewpoints on everything else because you've decided we are anti Xipsa - here's the rub matey, WE ARE NOT ANTI XIPSA; Got the message yet?? What we are pi$$ed about is listening to all the B*****ks you've spouted about a product that we can't get to see, hear or ride for ourselves. I have seen the back wheel of one, as it was wheeled into the back of a van. No a great first view. Personally, my own allegiance is to the sport of trials not a brand/dealer or importer. I ride a Beta because it suits me best but I have enjoyed a play on nearly everything else the market has had to offer for the last god knows how long. We get views from everyone, good and bad, because the product is there, we can all get a crack on a Gasser or a Beta most weekends if that's what's wanted but Xipsa, not a sniff. I think there's been more sightings of Osama Bin Laden than there has of the Xipsa. If you'd done this properly, come on honest and up front, pushed some advertising money at Andy and given yourself the chance to put your pitch out there, then there would have been no backlash. If you had spoken to some of the well respected riders in Canada, likes of Steve Fracy, to test it PROPERLY then come on here and report it we'd all have jumped to read it and the feedback would have been more positive. Instead you chose the dishonest method: you get everything you deserve Reason for edit - deleted Numbnuts maybe shouldn't have called him that on here...

That's because he's still laughing matey...

Hey Ringodog...... methinks you've been rumbled, is that a cut and paste from the importers bumf??? It's all these women he's been getting up close and personal with recently Ishy....

big John's education obviously not up to scratch.......

My wee charts suggest heavy showers rather than persistent rain but not looking great. No doubt abuse levels will be high over the weekend......can't wait mind you!!!

Seconded..... Geography can't be on the syllabus down there mate..

HERETIC........ Careful 2/4 that kind of post will have you labelled as the anti - christ by some in here..

welcome....we were just killin time till you got here... Just beware of our resident Texan, Copemech. Don't let him lead you astray

mmm that's a positive response. If I remember rightly there was an article on Todotrial about a year ago where someone was planning to resurrect the Ossa marque. Good luck to them.

When was that.....don't remember that being labelled as a complaint???

Unfortunately Andy Minns and Border Bikes fell foul of the rules by doing what Borus did initially. Despite all sorts of attempts by Andy and me to get him to sign up and to organise sensible reports on the bikes he chose not to. Nothing we can do about that. Like you I'd love a go on one to see what all the fuss is about and to put an unbiased report on here because I think it needs a good old fashioned honest story to put it's arguements across.

Only time posts are deleted or in the end people banned are when they break the rules you sign up to when you first register. If people get into a war of words with der obergrupenfuhrer for fly advertising, rule breaking, abusive posts thats their problem. The biggest part of the Xispa problem is there have been so few around no-one has had the chance to give it a try, three sold in the UK?? not great is it.

Now, back in the days of yore..... early 80's, I remember being awestruck by big Charley Demathieu who was Eddy Lejeunes mechanic at the time. His party piece was to pull a tyre of the rim with his hands, deflate the tyre stand on the bugger then pull tyre and tube away together.....now that was impressive.