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....or your fork pinch bolts..... 12.9 Grade hi tensile screws and bolts seem to be the thing for hi stress ares (thanks Wayne.. ) and are not staggeringly expensive either. UNBRAKO seems to be the brand to use, just got myself a pile of them. I'm maybe bucking the trend here but I do use these bearings. Got two boxes of ten from ebay last year for less than

Not a joke per se but funny enough for the hallowed "Kenny" Thread....... AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message. First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The even ing was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?! I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again]. After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb .... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car. Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.). In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day! Thoughtfully yours, Alex

Just sent him an email.... hopefully he'll look in and help you out DoubleA

erm....Copey, does your wife know you're putting swimsuit shots of your daughter on here...

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table." The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door." --------------------------------------- Justin was today barred from B&Q shops in the south of England. As he entered the store in Portsmouth the man on the door greeted him by asking if he wanted decking. Luckily Justin got the first punch in. --------------------------------------------- Little Johnny is in class.and the teacher says "If you can give me a quote and tell me who said it, you can go home before the bell rings" Jonny puts his hand in the air but is beaten to it by mary, who says, "I have a dream - martin Luther King" "Well done Mary, you can go. Anyone else?" asks the teacher Jonny flings his hand in the air again but sheila is faster. She says: "If music be the food of love, play on - William Shakespeare" "Excellent" says the teacher, "Off you go" Once again, he's beaten by another girl who says: "Imagination is more important than intelligence - Albert Einstein" "Lovely Kate, get your coat" the teacher says. Jonny shoves both hands in the air and shouts, "I wish these bitches would shut the f**k up - Tiger Woods - see you tomorrow!" ------------------------------------------- I sh@gged a bird with that brittle-bone disease the other night........... She was a right little cracker................ ------------------------------------------ A business man is on a first vist to Japan, he sees the rows of asian ladies soldering the componants on to the circuit boards. Wanting to appear as a knowlegeable guy , he goes up to one worker and asks ''What do you use for flux?' The girl is quick to answer and flashing him a smile says '' Condoms

With deffrence to my learned friend Mr Bigfoot, (poor buggers stuck in Aberdeen Harbour on a boat waiting to go off into the North Sea and asked me to add these) Friends, trialsriders and Gizza, do we want to see these snack littering our shelves, nay we say. Is this really the taste of really the taste of paradise We MUST oppose the merger between the Kraft Corporations and Cadbury's at all costs.

no more Haiti ones yet.....but!! 2 women called at my door & asked me what bread I ate. I said,"white". They then lectured me on the benefits of brown bread for the next 30mins! Feckin Hovis Witnesses! ------------------------------- Doorbell rings, I answer it and the bloke says, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" "Feck!!" I said to the wife, "That's all we need, a Je-hoover's witness".

While agreeing and acknowledging my learned friend's Justin's comments I can't not add this one....... I can understand how the Haitians feel ......... following 30 Aftershocks i can't find my house either.

Funny...inevitable...but always funny

Gondola probably wasn't big enough....

Well....I'm safe I don't drink Vodka....

BPR5ES in the UK

Love it or hate it.......... This is f**king hilarious... :huh:

Scottish TC members... Lothians........ Hmm let me think, Overthehill, B40RT, a certain Mr Grieg is not too far from their and we know his love of driving in the slippy stuff..... Any of them care to come clean or wait till the court case hits the Beeb website.

OI!! that's enough of this philosophical stuff on here, this is Kenny, jokes only.... Anyway, back on topic.... How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plough? Give her a shovel!!!... ------------------------------------- A very sad event occurred last night: the Energizer Bunny, after going and going for so long has unfortunately passed away. The official medical report states that Mr. Bunny died from a Heart Attack brought on by sexual over stimulation. It seems that someone had put his batteries in backwards and he kept coming...and coming...and coming... ------------------------------------- One day Jayne walked into a bank to deposit a large sum of money she had won in the casino. Jayne walked up to the cashier and handed over a cheque for

Broke on loosening mate. It's a fair way in not just the top of the bolt or anything like that.

If only I had the copyright...... It's a NASA pic, brilliant isn't it!!

glide, clunk, glide, clunk, glide, clunk, glide, clunk.... Heather Mills on ice

Thanks John....I'll strip it out again take the leg down the road, assuming his lordship's vertical drill still works!!!

that'll be the chaps.......

As discussed Wayne, it's not, its the pinch bolt on the bottom of the fork leg...could be fun!!

Okay you clever people....how does this technically inept muppet get the stub of a sheared fork pinch bolt out of the fork????.... any help much appreciated either that or does anyone have a spare fork leg..

Superb result for Dibs, long may it continue

any results?????