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Try running a tank of Super unleaded through it every half dozen tanks or so and I'd avoid Tesco's, I always get my bike petrol at the local Shell, know what I'm getting that way.

Nice one tim...what were you looking for to find that

Stiffling technical development will do nothing for trials, I think you are looking at it from the wrong perspective. Giving the management and finances, to some Ecclestone like megalomaniac wouldn't work either. I do not believe you can compare F1 to trials because the base budgets are so far apart it's practically impossible to find areas of parity. Dabster has put your technical arguements to the sword already, personally your flogging a dead horse with this one.

Thanks Spikey, duly emailed. We used Steve last year and he went down a storm but we want to keep it fresh EDIT....... Emails are bouncing back, not a good sign!!

With the exception of Xtreme Trials who have a clash of events and can no longer help us out, we are looking for a trials display team to take part in the Grampian Motorcycle Convention, any help appreciated. I've emailed the group that Shaun Morris was part of, but apart from Jason Finn can't think of any more. Anyone have any contact details for Jason, his website is down Ta

That's lovely to know Borus but answer the question mate..... "HOW MANY HAVE YOU SOLD????"

If only, as a government agency we generate our own revenue, through discretionary and non discretionary government contracts and commercial work so no the less work = more taxes equation fall flat this time round. Just because they've stopped with the Barbie summer nonsense these models are still running, the work goes on, just less emphasis in making the Met Office look a complete cock in the public domain!!

Yup did the facebook one as well, Happy Birthday mate

it's almost like a bonus clicky linky

If you ever have the urge to drag the net there are some bits of weapons technology that would scare the crap out of you, HAARPS is scary, when you've taken the possibilities of it's use to the nth degree of your imagination, there are those out there with a greater and deeper insight and imagination, ever hear of a guy called Oppenheimer??? Remember the film Biggles in the early 80's, the weapon was an ultrasonic weapon that changed the molecular structure of everything in it's field of scope, there was a group of weapons technologists actually spent years after this exploring the concept and trying to make the idea work..... the further you dig, the scarier it gets!!

Nowt fit's flower, that's me snookered.......phew!! FFS Ross, I'm trying to eat!!

Newbies trying to undermine Kenny!!!

Nope It was Steven Seagal making a new film Under Siege 26.5, Grazer 2 the remake..... I'll stick with the techtonic theories!! Southern Haiti lies on the Enriquillo-Plantain Garden fault, it's a strike slip type (lateral fault motion) and it hasn't moved for over 200 years The Septentrional Fault to the north is also seismically active

Yeah...have you managed to organise us some "podium type" girls to hang around Parc Ferme, some Bikini clad cheer leaders at certain groups of sections and the parade????? If not we'll start whinging...

yer a' rubbish..... it's Wick

That'll be that stump then Justin......

Personal view, but the Beta is the most neutral of the bikes I've ridden (ie most of them), it has a good feel without being overly front heavy or too steep at the front. There's ways to tune this out but that's all personal choice. I find Gassers too steep but more relaxed than a Scorpa or a Sherco, but I like the way a Scorpa grips. It's all going to be choice ride as many different bike as you can before you spend and be patient you don't want to rush out and buy a dog of bike

Speak to lampkins, they ARE the experts and try and get a better kill button, the stock one can be rubbish

Back up ralphy's comments go further to suggest a Beta Rev 3 200 if you can get your hands on one. Very neutral handling, more than powerful enough and a great bike to learn on. There are 200's about, depends on your budget. If you go for a 250 get it softened out as much as you can till you're confident in your basic techniques, slow throttle, flywheel weights, second base gasket if that's what it needs.

That Ossa looks gorgeous....

limericks anyone?????? There was a young girl from Carshalton Who had a long tit and a short 'un To make up for that She had a big tw@ t And could suck start a 650 Norton! A do-it-yourselfer named Alice Used a dynamite stick for a phallus. They found her v*g**a In South Carolina And half of her anus in Dallas. There was a young Lady from Ealing That had a delicate feeling She lay on her back and opened her crack And p!!ssed all over the ceiling. There was a young Woman from Leeds That swallowed a packet of seeds In less than an hour Her ar$e was a flower and her pu$$y was covered in weeds. There was a young man from Havana Who used to do tricks for a tanner His favourite trick Was to stand on his pr!ck And tighten his balls with a spanner. There once was a woman who begat Triplets called Nat, Pat and Tat They'd been fun in the breeding But a nightmare for feeding

Paddy and Mick are discussing Paddy

You're slipping up matey, took more than two hours to get a response.....