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Looks kinda showery all weekend unfortunately. Clean lap - I dunno..if they are good long sections the time issue will cause a LOT of problems the way those tapes are marked out

I can see Mark Witham looking at that big chuckie in section 5 and thinking.............. Looking around at the Scottish I wondered how these bottom sections would be done these look interesting. What's traditionally Scotland and the Scottish is right in your face with these sections, I think it will be immense....roll on the weekend

Correctness just hasn't reached your bit of Texas yet Mark has it....

Is it April 1st already....did I miss the World Round??? I've always wondered if Apple were responsible for that other hair removng product the i'mmac

I hope to hell that guy has a bit of dyslexia......

I suppose Kazzooos don't have the same effect..

John, can you take one next weekend??

Already noted......

that really is between a rock and a hard place........

DBF, I'd avoid Pirelli like you would avoid the taxman, they are horrific. My old man bought a set for his beta just before he stopped riding (Stroke) but my brother now uses it. First time out he rode the trial with the rear tyre nearly flat and still got no grip, horrible things. Never tried IRC but they seem popular I've always used Michelins when I can.

Another snapper, who you signed up for Ian

I'm sure you must mean BRITISH chances...... If not I'll go and buy a Japanese flag and cheer Fuji on all weekend! I think the COC comments are rather closer to the mark than people, especially those with COC quals (yeah me too), would like to read. As the official IN CHARGE of a trial it's his job to ensure it's right, the trial ultimately has his mark on it. Hasn't Caroline summed the whole point of this up??

He has a raft of help...if he'd tell us what he wants us to do!! I'm ecstatic about this. I never dreamed I would see my trials hero Martin Lampkin in action ever again OHHH HAPPY DAYS!!

Marmite.......eat loads of it before hand, like many folk midges don't like the taste of marmite flavoured humans!!

One of the issues I see with WTC is the remoteness from what we all see as trials and that's off putting however it shouldn't stop you supporting the UK round. Sectiononecleaner kinda summed it up, when you can get on a plane and go to a overseas round why would you want to spend hours in the car getting Fort William or Hawkestone, it's a difficult choice. I can't comment really because I haven't been at a WTC round for a long time, Bilstain in the late 90's I think, but we should try to support these rounds in the UK because if we don't eventually the promoters like Jake and Martin chuck in the towel because it's too expensive to stage a round. Then we'd bemoan the fact that there isn't a round in the UK - no win situation!! What is certain is that the COC is the man who makes or breaks the trial, someone earlier mentioned egos, if the COC's ego is such that he wants to make a trial viciously hard to see the winner losing a stack of marks then he shouldn't be there. One thing is for sure, I'm excited about the trial because I'm pretty certain it'll be a belter.

Defeatist!! Looks pretty damn good Mark.

Mickey - TONI Basil (bit lame I know!!)

Shortly after Justin got married, he was invited out for a night out with the boys. He told the wife that he would be home by midnight... Well, the yarns were being spun and the ale was going down easy, and at around 3 AM, drunk as a skunk, he went home. Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly he realized she'd probably wake up, so he cuckooed another 9 times. He was really proud of himself for having the presence of mind, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. Next morning Mrs Addict asked him what time he got in. He told her 12 o'clock. Whew! Got away with that one! Then she told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock. When he asked why, she said, "Well, it cuckooed 3 times, cuckooed another 4 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, farted, then cuckooed twice more and started giggling." ------------------------------------------- I told my girlfriend to shave downstairs. She blocked the kitchen sink, but at least her moustache is gone. ------------------------------------------- FACT: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now. FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing. FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. FACT: 1 sad pathetic miserable git is reading this. ----------------------------------------- A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's expanding salary.. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost. After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke, 'Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us. Silence fell on the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, 'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.' The entire congregation said, 'Amen.'

Peatbog Faeries - Folk Police....That'll get Copey's feet tapping, he'll be dancing the second time he hears it

Photoshop....what slow night shifts have been waiting for.........

I could hear you chuckling as you typed that Mark..

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the stories of a few people who did.... FIRST STORY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a bl*w j0b?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND STORY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men

There's a bit of water getting into that oil and emulsifying mate. I'm sure the Sherco riders will give you some advice on that

Cheers There's loads more that's just a selection....Donald

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