Andy

sod it, i just made the press release up!

CONGRATULATIONS! Where's the Press Release?!!!!

You for starters - match the lipstick and stilletoes - or would you rather i didn't divulge your weekend pastime?

I thought you'd have been arrested by now!

I've left my camera bag (containing backup camera, lens(es), flash gun etc) at many a section whilst I've wandered up and down it and if it's a continuous hill of several subs then I may be a fair distance away. I've never thought twice about it. BTW, I only admit that because I've now got a photographers vest with a multitude of pockets so the bag is no longer required.

So much for me being on the ACU's mailing list

I think Yamaha Dude will marry Perce's eldest and then his father in law will teach him all there is to know about Trials - how to finish the Scott and how to make sure you always have your tongue sticking out when someone takes your photo in a section

I was going to put something in the article about 4 lads and their minders now scouring Cordoba for Guinness

I wouldn't look on their website as a reflection on their service. Shirty has a dead cool, flashy website and a good reputation for service. The Rathmells have no website and still have a good reputation for service. It's not a factor to even take into account. If the service was bad, believe me - somebody would have complained about it on here!

I've not spoken to Caroline for a while, but last time I did, her words were "not as expensive as everybody thinks". Read into that what you will!

Linda's

Here's another take on it.... Assume Fuji and Dougie are both riding 4-bangers next year. Gas Gas have no 4-T announced. The Mont 4-T (other than one appearance) is untested in serious competition. Who is their biggest threat if the 4-T doesn't perform as expected??? Easiest way to take out the competition is to buy them...

I've reported this story on the front page which normally I wouldn't do, but the source is so good I believe it to be true. You can read my own take on things there.

Jake's is Dirt Bike Expo. The one advertised on this site. I'll be running a competition starting 1st October for free tickets to this event.

Beta will be at Dirt BIKE Expo along with Montesa, Gas Gas & Scorpa. Click ad on front page.

I don't think Dougie will be signing anything for a few days. He had his stag night in Ibiza last weekend....

<opens thread> <shakes head> <toddles off back to re-designing article pages>

Results have just gone up on the front page.

Why am I likely to kill you when I gave you a blatant plug further up the page???!!!

Stuart Cameron of Autowbars in Bradford is now making bike trailers to order. He's on holiday at the mo, but posts on here regularly.

Up where? I've heard nowt...

For this, please read "I've discovered women"

I carried an article on it at the time here. It looks like they only hold articles for so long. Email alison AT acu.org.uk or mary.kerr AT acu.org.uk and they should be able to help you.

Thought you were sold on the wee Scorpa?