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A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What the hell was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your trouser pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.' The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. His wife replied. . . . 'Your horse phoned'

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Whats the gossip then? Not heard anything?

I can see how it looked? Its fine while you were practicing you can practice riding the A or B route, but then when you had a punch card (Yes I know it was only a training day) you chose to ride the B route? You went into the section and rode the A route and got a 5, did you go the wrong way??? Look its only a bit of fun more so as it was a training day, don't blow this out of proportion. I would have given you a 5 if I was observing.

Performance is much improved with the front two out, the reason I put the back one in is that performance wise it was pretty much the same whether it was attatched or not, but it just took the ''Bark'' slightly out of the exhaust note. Of course the noise factor is only relevant to how much you open the throttle I would say a 2-stroke ringing its neck to clear its throat in the hands of some young lad at the start of each section and rock step is a lot louder than my 4RT

According to the news on Todo trial you would be right.

Just left the rear one in the other 2 are out

So they can get a ''Tube'' to ride it

A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews golf course. A groundskeeper shouts: 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's ****e an pish!' The golfer replies: 'My Good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that for me, in English!?' The keeper replies: 'I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way!

Totally agree well done Jack ,but its all about the next level stick at it and practice hard?

1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide plumber. 2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone. 3. The BNP have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal. 4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare pakis if they want some back. 5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my

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Yes they did? But Sandifords still doing parts !!

A friend of mine has just started his own businessis supplying the prayer mats for these mosque's manufacturing them to look like ''Land Mines'' It's doing well, he says ''PROPHETS are going through the roof''

A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform, marches into a pharmacy, very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk handkerchief which he also unfolds - to reveal a condom. The condom has a number of patches on it. The chemist holds it up and eyes it critically. How much to repair it? The Scot asks the chemist. Six pence, says the chemist. How much for a new one? Ten pence, says the chemist. The Scot painstakingly folds the condom into the silk square handkerchief and the cotton bandana, replaces it carefully in his sporran, and marches out of the door, shoulders back and kilt swinging. A moment or two later the chemist hears a great shout go up outside, followed by an even greater shout the Scottish soldier marches back into the chemists and with a big grin, addresses the proprietor. "The regiment has taken a vote," he says "We'll have a new one."

My mates Wedding Aniversary his wife got him an iPod He got her an iRon He says the hospital food isn't too bad !!!

Ishy 1200 miles You should have not lent that map off Kinnel??

On a recent 'Speed Awareness' course, guilty as charged my lord for doing 34mph in a 30mph zone they touched on the subject of music and the effect that some songs have on the way you drive. As it happened I knew the number 1 song that has been proven to make you drive fast by a certain Mr Loaf...............................?? 'BAT OUT OF HELL'

Yeh I got a road bike!!! Bit like a trials bike on ''STEROIDS'' and quite fancy taking it for a bit of ''Off Road''

It is good to see these guys ride sections that we can relate to!!, albeit we can only dream to ride at that standard, but to watch these guys on good old natural rocks and streams and those that have ridden the SSDT will relate to it even more so. Slightly off on a 'tangent' it is great to see Dougies return to the SSDT and Albert this year, not taking nothing away from a certain Mr Bou but...............wouldn't it be great to see ''Fujigas'' up there the first week in May, maybe one day?? From that video footage you would have to clear some trees at the top of ''Witches'' ....................and forget about the Intertnational Competition Licence. A ''Pilots Licence'' might be more appropriate

Hmmmmmm It might be the future? Another!

Excellent Video Thought I read somewhere that Raga thought it was too easy...................well he was legging like a 'Centepede' up Leanachan in one of the clips

The FIM are adopting new rule s after seeing this video Toni Bou is has got ann ex Danny Pedrosa Repsol Honda Moto GP bike and will debut in Fort William

There was a rumour that when he hung up his motorcycle boots he would swap for 4 wheels, rallying has been mentioned, but Formula 1 is the biggest gossip with the Ferrarri Team??