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What about the Milk and Bread Pip asked you to pick up?

This is Snow !! I reckon that is mearly 400 inches or Darn Sarf it would be about 1000cm

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? 'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!

I presume the slide is seated at the bottom of the carb? If not then the cable would need adjustment. Sorry if this sounds simple but it can be easily missed.

+1 Not been a good start for you has it? First post deleted now it seems your friends are screwing you up too?

Tut Tut Mr Dabster No Helmet, No Boots not a good example to our younger readers

The Addict has built himself a ''LOO'' an ''IGLOO'' so now he won't freeze?

Your good at this conversion marlarky Donald, but can you explain to us in your proffessional opinion and the true meaning of a ''Mild Winter'' predicted by the Met Office of course this follows on from the ''BBQ Summer'' that meeds some explanation too Happy New Year by the way

Had a back op so loads of time off work...........might go back February

Be carefull and take it easy! Hope you got no rubbish to take to the bin unless you got some Crampons?

Right you overpaid, work shy, Southern shandy drinkers its snow it happens sometimes..............so you need to get e reality check? Right up North we get 3 inches of snow, darn Sarf you apparantlly get 7.5 centimeteres! YES 7.5 centimetres to make it sound more of a crisis? We up North get in our cars and vans and get to work, darn Sarf you have your ''Chelsea Tractors'' whether that be Land Rover, Range Rover, X5, X3, Jeeps etc. which beleive it or not have the capabilities of doing a little bit more than driving up the curb by the school gates? They are 4 x 4's and are designed for these conditions.........So go to Work!!!!!!! We up North have ''hills'' and have got the skills of feading in the power to get up them, darn Sarf its like ''Holland'' flat yet you think that it is a good idea to spin the tyres as fast as you can to melt the snow........you will learn It''ll soon be gone and you will be able to get back to your cosy offices and drink your Tall Caffe Latte Cappa Chocco Mocco's in the meantime us up North will kepp the Country running Disclaimer For any of you that find this offensive......

Are you saying that we are good at talking S**t?

You obviously speak from experience Phil

****LATEST NEWS**** The frozen body has been recovered from the woods and thawed out and is at home in front of his log burner. After the ordeal The Addict was quizzed about what happened. ''Well the crapper was frozen so I had to rush to the woods, everything was fine until I came to look for the torn up newspaper to wipe my A**e? with my new DEWALT 20 pocket work trousers on I forgot which pocket I had put the torn up Sun in (I kept page 3 ) next thing I knew I was being rescued'' The Addict is recovering at home

I have done several seats and use the Stanley Heavy duty staple gun, about

......and maybe as said the officials saw some riders altering their cards? I wasn't there, but if it was clear that they were doing that then something maybe should have been said. Asking a rider what he did and what he didn't do is a very grey area, altering time cards is a fine art and there are some real experts in the SSDT past and present? All the Experts dropped time? Why when most of the clubmen got in on time. If they didn't hang around too much then we wouldn't be having this conversation!

****NEWSFLASH***** Man found frozen solid in the ''Squat Position'' in a wood in Oxfordshire ..................more news later !!!!!

Urgent advice needed chaps, The Addict has gone back to work today only to find his toilet frozen I don't know how long it will be before Nature needs to take place , but it could be quite serious I will tell him to drink some Anti-freeze first then go for a pee that'll break the ice?? Any other suggestions?

Have you spoken to the rider as you know who it was? If not he has got away with it surely?

Think that explains it

Shhhhh! Sales might go up

Too clever mate glad you got it sorted and it only cost you a bit of ''Araldite'' Now before all you SherBetGasScorMen saying sticking crikey sticking a 4RT together with Araldite ''Gerty'' is over 3 years old and that I beleive is the first serious repair.......if you can call a bit of glueing serious Quality ????

.........but SB has loads of money now John she could buy you more bikes? One slight problem you would have to sleep with her

Spot on AMCA trials I beleive is rear wheel spindle, as above dosn't make a scrap of difference if the start and end cards are positioned correctly.......and that ain't hard?