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Thank you to all the observers. thanks to Mick wright, Steve Currie & ray foulkes for helping set out what ended up a good day out for everyone. turned out a bit muddy like.

yeah its on. still thawing out now

look at the forma gripper 2 (99 quid on ebay), cheaper than the boulder and hebo but will do the job, buy some seal skinz socks also they are worth every penny.

trial OFF, its snowed most of last night and still snowing now course & roads too dangerous.

ITS OFF MATE TOO MUCH SNOW LAST NIGHT

the m/bro trial to be held a lazenby bank tomorrow is still on at the moment there will be a early inspection of the course tomorrow morning and i will post on this thread of any change.

A flame thrower would be better.

Is it this john

Nope. but i would give 12 a pass.

The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination in Swindon, Wiltshire ( U.K. ) These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists Q. How is dew formed A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire Q. What causes the tides in the oceans A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election Q. What are steroids A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope) Q. What happens to your body as you age A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true) Q Name a major disease associated with cigarettes A. Premature death Q. What is artificial insemination A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow Q. How can you delay milk turning sour A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant) Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen) A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U (What the *!!*???) Q. What is the fibula? A. A small lie Q. What does 'varicose' mean? A. Nearby Q. What is the most common form of birth control A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work) Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section' A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome Q. What is a seizure? A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit) Q. What is a terminal illness A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable) Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG) Q. What does the word 'benign' mean? A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight Q. What is a turbine? A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head

Think i will stay at home. stuff that

Class funniest thing i have read in ages cheers lads.

bloody hell you can nearly buy a mont for that.

i have them but not on the bike yet. the one thing i am concerned about is that you cant buy a individual replacement one so if i break the rear mudguard again i will have to buy the full set.

That vid has been posted all over the place i will never tire of watching it, the lad is quality. songs not to shabby neither.

True or false the quizmaster is a muppet.

The Vic boys will be held at lazenby this year with 3 laps of 12 sections using the same 3 route system we did at our 2 day. the start time is 10:30 not 9:30 as advertised in tmx. enter at start.

i will pm you bill filers number he will know mate.

How many batteries would you need for the Scott. then there is the ssdt all the batteries would need recharging before the next day it will plunge half of Scotland into darkness.

Thats what i was thinking. hes done a amazing job on that tank but it could be cheaper for me to buy a new one. i was told a horror story about blowing the tank out with a airline last night which put me off that idea, i have someone taking a look at it now and will report back on what happens. but after looking at the pics of the new ossa i might just forget about the face lift on the gasser and get saving up.

I have a few dents in the petrol tank and would like to remove them and give the bike a spruce up. does anyone know of anywhere in the teesside area i can get it done and a rough idea of cost please.

quality bit of TV that James mays face over the jump is priceless

Blue what.

Do you know of any test days for a ride on that.