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Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than ever. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?" God just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES

They should come and run it in Australia.

Those riders who missed out should be given a place in the following year if they observe in this years event. I am sure that any number of riders would observe this year if it assured them of a start next year. Drop the organizing committee a line and see if they would do that.

And then after he did it he turned around and did it again to prove it was not a fluke.

I think that means she is either his wife's brother's wife or they are from (insert local inbred region name here.)

Marky you can use any of the pictures from my club website. www.ajs.asn.au If there any there that are suitable let me know and I can send you the large files. Peter

Today is going to be a balmy 2 C but getting cooler over the next few day dropping to a maximum of 0 on Sunday. Expect it to get cold next week with -5 for Wednesday and -7 on Thursday as your maximum temperatures. Weather City Have fun over there.

Ho, Ho, Ho three whores in a row.

Merry Christmas to all my friends around the world who are part of the extended Trials family. I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and a terrific 2008. Peter Arnold

Trust TFT to suffer premature celebration.

I think I know that face. Apologies to all for my poor photoshop skills.

Have a week away with your lover, oh your wife is planning that for her 50th.

My first thought was 12 World titles springs to mind, but I'm sure you meant something on a Beta other than the 4 or 5 World titles he won on the awhile ago.

Santa invented Spyware, remember he knows who's naughty and nice.

I thought it was Raga or Highland Lass.

If you have downloaded the parts diagram for your model then use the part number from that to lookup the price. It's hardly a six card trick.

That's why I didn't put the answer up here. Merry Christmas.

For those who can't work it out clicky here.

How did you know her name?

Happy Birthday Heath!

You can get some maps from Trials Australia forum.

Even a Gas Gas does not deserve to be treated like that.

300 cc ,2 stroke

The Australian Team is funded by Motorcycling Australia and Australian Institute of Sport. Our budget is enough to send a Mens team and a single Team Manager who also is the team Minder. Over the past few years a number of people have attended the TdN and minded or helped out as they could, all from their own pocket.