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erm..the above is some of the raw data we use to generate forecasts...... just a wee bit more useful than that bunch of amateurs

........don;'t know what website you looked at Herefordshire, Shropshire, Staffordshire, Stoke-on-Trent, Telford + Wrekin, W Midlands Warwickshire, Worcestershire There is a moderate risk of severe weather developing over England and Wales on Sunday. A prolonged spell of wet and windy weather is expected, with heavy rain falling on already saturated ground. The rain may also turn to snow at times over hills. Justin....that dark blue over the Midlands is 15-20mm of rain in 6 hrs the paler colour 10-15 mm range, temperature closer to 3 - 5 degrees celcius of 37-41 degrees, i'd be more worried about frostbite

Gizza's just going to take piccys of Justin on his ar$e....

Fantastic, nice one boys

Jeez, that is quite incredible, kind of speechless at that. If you know your WW2 stuff you can see some of the portrayals in there, the Babi Yar massacre for instance

My post is pure fantasy, wouldn't happen. Sorry too old a head Muirshearlich is Trotters Burn and of course Kentallen is known as Lagnaha. I have absolutley no connection with the committee or the clerk of the course so anything I say is my furtive mind at work as it always is until I start nagging Highland Lassie to get the routes up, despite the fact that I KNOW we don't see them to early April at the earliest and that I'll get a thick ear for nagging.... No Clunes would be different but land management being what it is it would be a surprise if Mark decided not to use some part of what we've come to expect every year. Leaving somewhere fallow for a year not only gives the land owner a bit les of a headache but makes things different, Mark like doing that. There is another nice (!) moor run on the other side of the loch called Corryaraick Pass, long time since the trial has been over there, don't know whether it's available these days but that would be fun. Eitherway......I suspect another six week of patience is ahead of us...... time to start nagging HL...

What did I say........ could use our new one might do this better than figuring out North Atlantic Oscillation!!! Speeds currently approaching 0.75 Petaflops scheduled 1.125 Petaflops by 2011....buggered if it will fit in a Beta frame mind!!

It's an old idea that gets "re-cycled" ( ) on a regular basis Rotor Q Rings and O.symmetrics chainrings now this one seems daft even to me.....

Aha, this isn't bad it's usually mid March before this happens, I love the sound of this......... Fort William Annat Muirshearlich Leanachan Fersit Couple of the Kinlochleven groups Kentallen THB that would wake folks up on the Monday morning!!

FFS Gav, don't encourage him..!! Actually I love reading some of Dan's Ideas, the power of imagination, it's what keeps us going!!

Sending you a PM

Thief....THIEF!!!! Daylight robbery what you got for him.... two first round picks...old puck bag would have been better value the way he's played!!

The one critical bit of info you need young Lamps is this.....Ignore Justin and your old man completely

I think it is, poor bugger....

The things Justin will do for a bit of fame.....

Weels can be a bitch of a place, who laid it out? erm well best PM me that answer if you know! Stewart said it was evil

Post amended for accuracy...

Can't be kickstart based on the pdf, all bearings on the kickstart shaft are caged needle roller bearings

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Right enough I should have asked how many you wanted saving for yourself first....

she's seen it but I'm too polite to relate her response!!!!

20 years wed has it's advantages........ :ph34r:

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