At this time of year I found this to be truly touching.
A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....
He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned
down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're m arried
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied.
"Get your own ****in' blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.