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One against how many? Seriously, good luck to him and all the others who are putting the effort in... PS. Not many of us class ourselves as European, or British but ENGLISH (or Scottish or Welsh or Irish etc...)

I think you're both right (or wrong?) It makes no difference to me whether an American rides the Worlds or not but it is good to see Smage getting stuck in, having a good go and doing so well. Well done to all the young guns, no matter which continent they are from...

I used to drive crash like that, many moons ago now though

Left elbow meets pointy rock?

White smoke suggests that water is getting into the top end, head gasket could be at fault? PS. It was cold yesterday, it wasn't just condensation was it!

****ing cheeky *******s! Although I think you managed to snap one of them here http://www.trials.freeola.com/Pictures%202...s/IMG_3599.html Definitely looks dodgy to me, send it to the plod and they might send a traffic warden ASAP

I use split links but I'm not everyone, I think Dabster mentioned riveting his chain only the other week?

A few options for you: - 1) Put the Micromark bell outside and wire up an internal sounder in the garage - some of them are so loud, most folk only last 10 seconds before legging it. 2) Fit the Micromark bell inside the garage and put a dummy box (empty shell) outside. You can buy 12v LED's that will blink away for years... 3) Remove the Micromark sticker and replace with the name of a local alarm company (maybe buy the dummy box off them already lettered up?) Cheers Brian. PS. Any alarm is better than nothing

Everyone?

Start | Control Panel | Regional and Language Options | Regional Options Choose "English (United Kingdom)" and click OK

Yer a fat git like me, run the rear at anything between 3 and 5 psi depending on the gloop to rock ratio

Did they go straight up that?

Pete, have a ride up to Back Cowm quarry in Whitworth (Bacup) and have a look at the young and old alike riding trials - you're never too old to play about I think it costs

You idle *******, it's only a mile or so!

I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. I'd love to be eight again' she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties! He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park: The Death Slide The Wall of Fear The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms! What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realisation... 'I meant my dress size, you ****ing **** !!!' The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.....

I agree You might find my moose bag stuffed full of tools somewhere on Clunes moor, I'll let you use it if you find it

It might not be 'proper' but it works perfectly You didn't list the 4 foot bamboo cane to hold the tubing up 2 foot above the bars

If you ring and ask him today he'll just think it's an April Fools joke

I was <ahem> hiding in the bushes whilst you were chatting up the SWAT team

Says him who nearly got nicked on the high street

I like it, I like it lots, I liked it so much I emailed him at http://www.number10.gov.uk/output/page821.asp It would be nice if he read it whilst dipping his toasted soldiers in his hard boiled egg tomorrow morning

Very good point, my bike wheelied up hills that 2 strokes were spinning up which meant that I had to shut off on the scary bits

Going off Doug's first lap, let's hope it p****s down in Bangor

http://www.r2wtrials.co.uk/html_files/betacarbsetup.html

That is a gorgeous bit of kit, I NEED it