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Shocking My mates son has a 'taser' style alarm clock,when the alarm sounds the only way to silence it is by touching the clock which of course is designed to jolt you from your slumber....no good at all if you've got a hangover and a full bladder !

..Is he? Just like the 2012 Raga, everyone wants a photo

Nice one..that looked tough.

It works out a lot easier for the Pakistani government,with regards to muslim recriminations, if they fake a little anger and simply say 'Those crazy Americans ,they told us nothing'. ST6? Is it a new Subaru? Is it a new Sherco? Is it the new name for The Scottish Six day? No, it's the U.S plumbing team...they'll do a double tap in any room.

The Americans don't know what our local councils know: You can't take out your Bins on a Bank Holiday . I hear Gazza was spotted in Abbottasbad with a 4 pack and a KFC muttering:-'' B0ll0ck5 ,late again''.

Burial at sea,very hard to dis-inter for any later investigation. He's been dead for years,the U.S. just needed a bogeyman but now they've got Gadafi to concentrate on. He was just a figure-head you know, not the day-to-day operations manager?

Yup, 2001

Aw c'mon dish out the figures (IYHO)?

Try this....7.00mins in...

Please do,speculate... How much do you think Fuji's car cost and how much do you think they get paid? Wayne

That's an old e-mail-pic that was doing the rounds many years ago but still..... ..and as for the spot on the bridesmaid's conk ...you had to see past the distraction,Derren Brown style.

At the risk of sounding like someones Faecesbook statement...''Wayne is looking forward to the weekend ...no,this'' :- http://www.channel4.com/programmes/dambusters-building-the-bouncing-bomb/episode-guide/series-1/episode-1

Too right, my wifes cousin in WPB has a Ford F250 pick up and says he's never seen his MPG in double figures!?

Are you a Milton Jones fan perhaps? I was sitting in traffic the other day....I got run over ?!

Oh, Yes !

The same logo...never mind

You could be right..I can't speak for everyone but there is a strong vibe that most people want this Ossa project to succeed.

Man,I know they do clothing as well but are you telling me that OSSA do their own software now?

I'm sorry,but if I had a 19 year old girlfriend in the passenger seat I might have left the road at any speed as well:icon_salut:

Did I sow that seed of doubt with my mental-mud-pie test? HERE

Cheers smalley250, FOR SALE:- 1 front tyre,done scores of world rounds,hundreds of practice sessions. Tread like new. Reason for sale; surplus to requirements. Ring 0115 946 9555. Ask for Toni ...but did we see the lord god himself, stop, due to 'arm-pump'..surely not?

Not bad,he likes the sound so much he won't risk getting that thing re-veneered. I have a soft spot for Hall and Oats...but Mark, I keeep telling you:(Mood music) No other men in the room. period! capisce? H&O at their peak:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-U6VZkDTAY

Nice one.

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