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Well....I'm safe I don't drink Vodka....

BPR5ES in the UK

Love it or hate it.......... This is f**king hilarious... :huh:

Scottish TC members... Lothians........ Hmm let me think, Overthehill, B40RT, a certain Mr Grieg is not too far from their and we know his love of driving in the slippy stuff..... Any of them care to come clean or wait till the court case hits the Beeb website.

OI!! that's enough of this philosophical stuff on here, this is Kenny, jokes only.... Anyway, back on topic.... How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plough? Give her a shovel!!!... ------------------------------------- A very sad event occurred last night: the Energizer Bunny, after going and going for so long has unfortunately passed away. The official medical report states that Mr. Bunny died from a Heart Attack brought on by sexual over stimulation. It seems that someone had put his batteries in backwards and he kept coming...and coming...and coming... ------------------------------------- One day Jayne walked into a bank to deposit a large sum of money she had won in the casino. Jayne walked up to the cashier and handed over a cheque for

Broke on loosening mate. It's a fair way in not just the top of the bolt or anything like that.

If only I had the copyright...... It's a NASA pic, brilliant isn't it!!

glide, clunk, glide, clunk, glide, clunk, glide, clunk.... Heather Mills on ice

Thanks John....I'll strip it out again take the leg down the road, assuming his lordship's vertical drill still works!!!

that'll be the chaps.......

As discussed Wayne, it's not, its the pinch bolt on the bottom of the fork leg...could be fun!!

Okay you clever people....how does this technically inept muppet get the stub of a sheared fork pinch bolt out of the fork????.... any help much appreciated either that or does anyone have a spare fork leg..

Superb result for Dibs, long may it continue

any results?????

I'll follow that up, ANY posts/topics which even vaguely look like ads will be deleted on sight! Forum Mod

found this on the wee camera...wife must have taken them the week before Christmas ....... must take some up to date ones..

he's been stuck in a snow drift on the banchory road....

SPUD!! where ya been hiding mate??

18 fahrenheit, that is cold mate, won't need ice in the cactus juice.... oh yes in real money 18f is -7.7

Happy new Year to you to mate ....only if you can tell me anything you know about the latest toys the Army are getting or the likely troop movements in Afghanistan for the next three weeks...... Official Secrets Act , don't ya just love it!! I would love to say what i think but not in a public forum.

Nah not YET...... In the real NORTH it's been like this for three weeks, now we have 33 cm or 12.99inches of snow in the back door sorry 34cm/13.39 inches it's still snowing I can't see the fence to the fields at the back........ sorry make that 35 cm or 13.78inches....... still amazes me the number of muppets that think pressing the brake pedal helps forward motion..... must have a hell of a lot of southerners up here

Question is, is Addict's ring of confidence stuck to the bog???? Can we change the cliche now, "Do addicts sh!t in the woods?"

Teacher asks the class of seven year olds who can come up with a sentence with the word fascinate. A little girl says she went to the zoo and was fascinated by the animals. The teacher thanks her and says its not quite the word she was looking for. A liitle boy says he finds science programmes on the tv fascinating. The teacher thanks him and says its not quite the word she's looking for. Little Ebenezer at the back of the class puts his hand up and says My sister has twelve buttons on her blouse but because she has enormous knockers she can only fasten eight.