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....or try the sticky thread on Beta Carbs at the top of the Beta Forum.....

it's nice but I prefer the whitey that was on another thread last week

Toni Bou is human after all....... First Lap Results Only 1. Takahisa Fujinami - 25 2. Adam Raga - 27 3. Dougie Lampkin - 32 4. Albert Cabestany - 36 5. Toni Bou - 38 6. James Dabill - 43 7. Jeroni Fajardo - 44 (5 cleans) 8. Marc Freixa - 44 (4 cleans) 9. Daniele Maurino - 52 10. Loris Gubian - 56 11. Michael Brown - 59

Best bit of road racing I can ever remember watching absolutley stunning.

Nice report Woody, really missed being there this year despite my woes last year. As Big John has said already there are many riders and bikes for that matter don't see the light of day until the first weekend in may and then spend their time bitching about not getting a ride in the P65 in Kinlochleven. Can't comment on the TS boys to be honest. It's a cracking trial at a superb venue, can't understand why more folk don't have a go at it.

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Think I've just been scarred for life....that's not a picture we want to see mate

Fraceman is quibbling here, all that tanned flesh is getting to him. He obviously thinks they're from some exotic island, Vancouver Island, Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island are not exotic islands. The pasty white one is obviously the Canuck, spending most of their time in ice rinks they never see the sun. Canucks in their make up are very similar to us Scots, our natural colour is a bluey-white, something to do with the climate. You can see a similar picture most years in a city like Glasgow however there too are a group of sub species. You have the bright "orange all-over" group who spend most of their dole money (welfare checks for our foreign cousins ) on the local tanning studio. Secondly you have the real cheap skates with the "Stripey Orange" look, the ones who spend most of their dole on buckfast plus the odd bottle of fake tan. Unfortunately, pi$$ed on the Buckie they can't reach everywhere so end up stripey. Copey, just to be sure we need to see front view........the pasty Canuck might have forgotten to roll over..

That's gorgeous

Can't be our John...the guy in the papers look much younger than him...

Different perspective mate...lovey dovey ballads...pah! Hey Gringo, you like my seester, very clean...... very cheap..... :rotfl: how you doing Steve?? That the two Army Helo pilots who get lost and end up following the motorway at about 50 feet????

erm......no funnily enough Could be persuaded by this one maybe the sentiment is in the title. or... or even.... this... Love songs...aye right don't ya just love em Mind now there are the odd really complimentary songs if the women have a bit of knowledge.. clicky.. However some women are only ready for this...... Mind if you're really hard up I guess there always the last option ... like the ad in the phone box..apparently

Tell you later...can't see youtube in work mate, don't what song it is.

Unless you're the next Doug, I wouldn't worry about your weight. Perhaps the key to when a tyre is knackered or not is how it feels to you when you are riding it. Part of the game is learning how to find traction and if you are still getting reasonable grip when you practice the rubber might have some life left in it. Once you start to feel it go in practice it probably needs a swap, turning a tyre won't take you back to "brand new" grip levels. Fat Blokes response...... (Disclaimer...I am over 15 stone.....just ..... ) 7 in front 5 in the back, though with a tubed tyre always had a little more. Michelin front and rear always, don't like anything else but then again I get out so infrequently at the minute I'm not likely to wear it out. Whatever else you buy don't touch Pirelli, they are garbage, you'd be better riding on the rim.

You boys are losing it....big time....LOVE SONGS!!!!

I did....and probably more importantly the ratbag daughter did as well....

OVERSIZED....cheeky sod..speaking of which....there's one winging it's way to you shortly matey, when I can get a day out of this friggin place to actually live....

Further in the screw the richer your mixture, screw it all the way in then back out 1.5 turns max. Use a good oil Rock Oil/Putoline/Repsol, 70cc per 5 litres of unleaded, don't use superunleaded. Suggest you use a BPR5ES plug, should be a light sandy brown colour when your mixture is spot on. (black and oily it's too rich, white deposits generally suggest too lean)

I've watched you in sections mate......that ain't dancin...trust me!!!

Go speak nice to your boss and ask him to get you one of them Harleys the dispatch riders use......just get in touch with one of the Loggie regiments bound to have a spare.....even used to let me play with them in Gutersloh

If I tried body lean like this I'd put my back out...

Some good shots in there young Mr Milligan. Just before his 5...you can't tell he was trying can you????

Aye well we need something to do on nights...... Jammy sods in Carlisle, That big rain band has dwindled away to practically nothing bar a fairly hefty shower or two.....

A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy Class, and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and i'm staying right here." The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy, and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right here." The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "oh, I'm sorry." and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. I told her, "first class isn't going to Toronto". --------------------------------------------------------- My boss is getting pretty ****** off with me. Whenever I see a Fire Exit I can't help myself, I dash out and then stand by the designated Fire Assembly Point. I suffer from premature evacuation. -------------------------------------------------------- Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Doctorr says "give him 2 Viagra". Nurse asks "do you think that'll help?" Doctorr replies "no but it'll keep the sheets off his legs. ---------------------------------------------------------- Paddy and Mick discuss their holiday plans... Paddy says "Mick, where are you going for your holidays?" Mick says "Majorca". Paddy says "No, it's prounced 'Ma-yorca', the J is silent". Mick said "oh, right." Paddy says "When are you going?" Mick says "The last week in Une, the first week in Uly ".