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Here it is in action

Better still, heres a video

I hear that he is a changed man and been working very hard. He has improved a lot with both mental and physical coaching as well. I think if his attitude is sorted, he could do very well. Good luck to him

Or a sewage worker

That line there is better than the punchline

I also saw Pat ride in '08 and know his dad Noel and was a supporter of him in his early career, but I like many others, was wholly disappointed in his attitude to his first visit in Europe. I also saw him ride on his own turf at Sequatchie and again he looked like he didn't want to be there and wasn't enjoying it at all even though he won the first day but got beat by Jack Challoner on the second day where he looked like he just gave up. My feeling is that if he wants to be a world champion, it will be through peer pressure, family (Graig thats you!) and expectation from the US contingent and not be coming from within himself. I don't believe that's enough to be a world champion. Feel free to prove me wrong - I've said it before, The US like winners! It would do the US trials scene a massive service if he won a world champs IMHO

During the war this farmer and his missus get this gorgeous land army girl. After the first days work, she comes in the house in the evening and asks the old lady what does she do for a bath! The old lady tells her that on a Friday night when her old man goes out to play darts, she will get the tin bath out in front of the fire and she can have a bath then. So Friday comes, the ol’ man goes out to play darts and his ol' lady gets out the tin bath in front of the fire and fills it with nice hot water, then sits in the chair with her knitting. The land army girl strips off and is just getting in the water when the ol’ lady looks across and notices the girl doesn’t have any pubic hairs! She thinks that is strange but doesn’t say anything. When her ol’ man comes in from playing darts she says to him, “That girl we got is strange!” “ Why is that?” he says,, “Well…’ she says, “She’s got no pubic hairs!” He says, “ What you on about woman, all women have pubic hairs” She says “Well she hasn’t I tell ya!” “ I don’t believe you” He says... She says, “ Well next week, I will leave the curtain slightly open and you can look for yourself” He says, “Ok then” Well next Friday comes and the ol’ lady has the tin bath out and the ol’ man has gone to play darts when the land army girl comes down, strips off and is just getting in the bath when the ol’ lady says .. “Hang on a minute love, tell me why you don’t have pubic hairs ?” The girl says, “Pubic hairs! What are they?” The ol’ lady says, “You know, Pubic hairs, hairs that grow down there” The girl says, “Im sorry but I have no idea what you are on about” With that, the ol’ lady stands up, hoists her skirt and drops her draws and points to her fanny and says, “ PUBIC HAIRS LIKE THESE” The girl says “God, I haven’t seen them before “ and gets on with her bath then goes to bed. The ol’ man comes in from his darts and his ol’ lady says to him.. “Well did you see, did you see!” He says, “ I see alright but there was no need for you to drop your drawers!” She says “Why, you’ve seen it all before haven’t you?” He says, “ Yes I have …. But the bloody darts team hasn’t”

a 93 year old man's sat on the kerb crying Passer-by asks him "Whats up ?" The old man moans. "Im 93, Married to a 21 year old who wants sex twice before breakfast and lunch. once before tea and twice again at night ! " Passer-by says , " So what is the problem? " "The Problem!" he says " The problem is I cant f**king remember where I live! "

I'm in-between mansions I'll have you know

Hi Pete, Thanks for the offer Our mate Justin has helped me out the top bloke he is so no doubt be riding one of your trials pretty soon Cheers p.s. Thanks for the emails I got from other genuine peeps wanting to help

Hmmm, Theres me thinking with all these tight a*** trials riders around, there will be someone who would want to earn

im thinking posting this was not a good idea

HAHA - Knew I would be in for some stick but hey, it could be a nice little earner for someone so don't knock it ... especially if I buy a brand new Ossa or something that they can play on when i'm not riding it

I have a situation where I live that I cannot keep a trials bike but still want to ride one. So I had an idea! Now would someone out there in the West Midlands area be willing to look after a bike for me if I bought one, then bring it to trials events on a regular basis and look after it and maintain it after the trial? For this I would pay all costs plus a few bob on top. I don't want to take the p*** so I would make sure it is worth someone's while to do this. Anybody interested in something like this? You can PM me if you want or email me at ian.beardsall AT googlemail.com Cheers Ian

Guy takes his labrador Fido into the pub and the barman says, " No dogs in here mate!" The guy says but he does tricks. The barman says " What tricks does he do then? " The guy says, " Well see that lovely buxom blonde barmaid of yours, he will mount her on my command no problem" The Barman says "Really? I gotta see this " so down to the cellar they go and the buxom barmaid drops her knickers and bends over on all fours and Fido is sitting behind with his tounge out panting.. SO the guy says, " Right Fido, On yer get ! " ...... but the dog just sits there panting away So he says again " RIGHT FIDO, ON YER GET ! " ... but still the dog just sits there panting away... So the guy proceeds to drop his trousers and says to the dog, " Right Fido, this is the last time I'm showing you !"

Jeez! Just picked up on HARRP and looked it up on You-Tube! This thing is damn SCARY!! worse than a Nuke by a long way !

What bloke cares where it is anyway?

Them 4RT's are crap in the mud mate! wont you ever learn HAHA

Anyone considered Nuclear Power! would ease the petrol stop issues with the SSDT!

So what you want to do is smooth out the power cycle? so whats the flywheel doing then? A high res encoder could get the info you need but what you do with it becomes rather tricky I reckon also, something that I have dabbled in, is for a smoother power delivery you might want to consider a wa-nkel engine

Now if they had shown that last year they would have gotten far more positive feedback! although now though, like Dabster says, it looks so dated like an old Sherco, but with a bit of bling maybe.

Pictures courtesy of KD Hewson

Now don't diss my Maggie Thatcher

As far as US Presidents go, he dont look too bad looking at that lot !