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Any video of the pass on the hill anywhere? Would love to see that epic grandstand finish

The England team have all voted for John Terry to keep his place in the team and join them in South Africa. With a ban on wives and girlfriends traveling to the 2010 final, no-one wants that ****er left behind.

what does DNA stand for? ..... National Dyslexic Asccociation

Its certainly clean enough and has the info peeps need. Good Job

"A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man." Mignon McLaughlin A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot chile. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?" The other guy says, "No. Help yourself." He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes! the chili back into the bowl. The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too." ----------- A bride on her wedding night says to her new husband "I have a confession, I used to be a hooker" "Actually, I find that a bit erotic - tell me more" he says. "Well" she replied "my name was Nigel and I played for Wigan" ----------- One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have Work Out Barbie, Shopping Barbie, Beach Barbie, Disco Barbie, Ballerina Barbie, Skater Barbie all for

Tiger hits on 9 holes on his own! and then he no doubt turns them over and does the back nine Not a good analogy as if Tiger was 5 up after the 5 holes then had to run up the fairway and whoever won the race got to knock him out.. Thats just not golf! just like this racing over the barrels just isn't Trials.

A Husband wrote the following letter for his Wife and left it on the dining room table: To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good Wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18!!! Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow!

Theres a new anti-depressant drug out for Lesbans.. its called Trycockagain --------------- Ive just come out the chippy with a meat and potato pie,large chips,curry sauce and a jumbo sausage. On the way out, a poor cold, homeless man sat there and said " Ive not eaten in 2 days" I told him, "I wish I had your willpower "

Got into a bit of trouble with the missus last night! She asked me where I would like to be buried. Apparently, " B*llock deep in your slutty sister" wasnt the right answer !

I heard that Jonathan Ross is leaving the BBC! .. I wonder what Andy and his 3 mates are going to do with the piano ? (you deserved that one matey!)

Husband says to wife - "Do you fancy playing a rape game ? " Wife says " NO WAY" Husband replies : "Thats the spirit "

Ive now put a link on my desktop to this thread and look at it everyday when I come to work.. Bloody hilarious ! sets me up for the day

HAHA God no - Obabma is an uber cool dude

Kudos to Dibsta but can someone explain how the rules worked?

Good Luck Mike . I hope your enjoying it As a matter of interest, how easy did you find it to get back into the sport? I mean getting information, getting into a club, Getting a Bike etc etc etc

There are some crazy American dudes about besides copey ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnFwu0xsy0s...feature=channel

I believe man is adding to global warming definitely, I'm just doing my bit

Hi Spud - Long time no speak Yes, you know I have an Audi Quattro and im having a great time driving it in the snow

Why you need an Audi Quattro http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR4dJlz1PBE

Lets hope they get better than that for 2010

I love the way Ricardo keeps a straight face

Hey what is it with dumbass Harley riders - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_5BwaBuA_o...mp;feature=fvwp

We don't bother with waving guns in this country, we just stab them ! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_east/8429647.stm