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Jeez that was REALLY bad !

Yeah. They were pretty lame but there are some classics in this genre.... as Gizza5 has shown from the great TC

I went to the zoo the other day and all I saw was a small dog..... It was a shihtzu. - Two fish in a tank. One says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?" - Insulting Thai boxers: that is how I get my kicks. - Have you seen that TV show "Lewis"? Talk about flogging a dead morse

This one looks ok

So all this Co2 isn't here coz of the size of the world population then? And at the rate its growing, it will surpass any gains made by the current work being done to reduce it. World Population Calculations and Co2

I'm still wetting myself reading that!

How much money is needed to get dealership for this machine do you reckon?

Climate change is a reality and it would be foolish to assume that the actions of humans are not a contributory cause.The thing is, the knobs that come up with things like we must stop eating beef because of the cows farting etc... stopping us having plastic bags! complete B*****ks!

HA HA ! although I cant say too much as I bought one too ..... But! it was a great bike to ride as long as someone else started it!

That is gorgeous

Sorry mate but you've got a Sherco 320 4T 1st edition! Need I say more???

If the machine is as good as it looks they don't need to sell it cheap. From a marketing perspective, I would certainly sell it at a high price. If its 6k or more there will be guys who buy it for sure. There will be peeps bemoaning the price and saying rip-off merchants etc but they can go buy an Xispa. With a high price, the bike will then become more exclusive and therefore more desirable.

I know many peeps think this bike didn't quite make the mark but i still think it looks gorgeous

I cant believe 5 people think it will never show! Who on earth would spend the development money to design and build a new engine including moulds/castings etc to not go the whole distance? With such positive feedback so far, the confidence should be there to go ahead... unless! they aren't happy with it ? in that case, them 5 votes might be OSSA employees HAHA

At 2.27 , thats deffo gotta be a magnessium GG swingarm !

She is absolutely gorgeous! wtf is is up to ?????

Wishing him a speedy recovery. All the best to Eric and his family and thanks for keeping us updated Mezzer

An Irish man is sittin in a pub one night when 3 Englishmen walked in. The men sit down, and start to talk about how they can anger the Irishman... The first man says, "Watch this..." He gets up, walks over to the Irishman, and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot." The Irishman just replies, "Oh, is that so now?" The Englishman, goes back to his seat perplexed, when his friend jumps up and says, "Here, lemme try that." So he goes over to the Irishman and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!" The Irishman only replies, "Oh, is that so now?" So the Englishman, frustrated goes and sits down with his friends. When the 3rd Englishman jumps up and says, "Well, now, I gotta try that!" So he walks over to the Irishman and says, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was an ENGLISHMAN!" And the Irishman replies, "Aye, that's what your friends were saying."

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her pants off, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor? "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for lumps." Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies, "Yes, getting herpes - thats why I am here!"

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest. "It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man. "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest. "Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?" "Of course, my son," said the priest. The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"

I would think that having dual discs one on either side of the wheel produces an imbalance of forces when the brake is applied leading to instability. With a single brake exactly in the middle, the forces will be equalised and therefore far more stable.

I would expect with this new interest in OSSA the company, current twinshock bike prices will go up as a result. SELL SELL SELL

Installing a decent CAPTCHA for new members is the way to go. A CAPTCHA is where you get a picture of letters and have to type them in. Some companies are employing people to get round the captcha. we have seen them on TC sometimes. Nothing you can do about that unless you vet everyone personally before letting them have access to post For your benefit BJ, SpamBots are little computer programs or scripts that run on a webserver finding forums on the internet, then automatically joining them with random names, then posting spam.

I know its an old one but its funny

A guy goes into a bar with a crocodile. The barman says "You can't bring that in here! " The guy says, " Well this crocodile does tricks" The barman says " What tricks ? " The Guys says, "Let me show you" With that, the guy asks the crocodile to open his mouth wide, and the crocodile does. He then drops out his todger and puts it in the crocs mouth. He takes a piece of 4" x 2" and whacks the croc on the head. The Croc doesn't flinch at all! The guy pulls his todger out and zips up his fly and says, "What do you think about that then?" The barman is amazed and says, " Well that's incredible" and shouts to everyone in the room, " If anyone of you wants to have a go at that, it will be free drinks all night!" Deadly silence..... Then this old lady in the corner says, "I will have a go, as long as he don't hit me over the head like he did that crocodile! "