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I've heard there's room for a fat lad wearing Lycra.

My excuse is I'd had a stressful morning what with loosing StuHRC's pressure gauge, I've never done better than 3 on that sodding section anyway. I'm stunned I didn't tell you to bugger off instead of the very controlled 'go away' Let's see if you can do any better on the Beta 4 bang come next May if you're lucky K.

This restriction refered to the land we used for the A/B round, the C/D venue is different as it's used for shooting so it would have to be checked for a date swap.

That only got sorted out last year because Richmond pushed for it, seems senseless standing on the toes of another organisations long standing date.

Funnily enough you got the date, 9th September, which Richmond wanted. We also are stuck for certain dates on which we can use land due to lambing & grass cutting dates etc.

Just seen a 2007 list. I thought with the feedback we'd get an A/B Round at Richmond again for 2007 but it looks like we haven't.

I managed to see it on SkySports Extra Sunday tea time. About 10 minutes of action mostly of the top lads on the Champs route, with a short bit in the Expert class. The guy spent the whole time trying to explain it all so hopefully it's the beginning of something & not just a one off.

try http://www.mappy.com/

That's the one, you've bust something inside the gearbox.

Tell them it's a Bultaco Sherco, that's what is on their system.

You've obviously hit the gear lever hard on something & you've broke it! Costs just over a 100 quid to fix at Sandifords.

I recently acquired 1925 & 1926 Scott Trial programmes, the proceeds of the event were given to:- http://www.st-dunstans.org.uk/

Renthals are the best chains & I wouldn't use anything else. But they're only good for 6 days in Scotland, after that chuck it! I've seen one snap post Scotland, very funny as I saw AG jump a ditch but his bike didn't bother. I've had 2 of my own snap after the SSDT costing me a flywheel cover on the Gasser both times. This years chain was binned straight away, 4RT casings are way more expensive.

This time last year there was one available, when is next years available?

How many Factory teams does anyone seriously think will turn up in Guatemala? Gas Gas haven't a pot to p*** in & the rest of them aren't much better. It'll go down a bit like the Guernsey World Round, nice idea but how the **** do we get there. Was it Central or South America where all the top lads all went & rode in the 70's? It was where Rob Edwards caught his near life taking virus? I suggested that ages ago, World Series Trials, a class for every one so there's loads of American World Champeens.

I don't know what you're doing on here BJ, at least Dom tries to start his, you'll be still be giving half of Inverness the guided tour of your 4rt & not even considered starting it yet.

you're in denial, you know you want one

I think you're a zero short there.

I thought he might have told you to remove the tilt switch as I assume it'll be a recurring problem with your riding style.

20th 21st & 22nd of July, entries will open & close over a couple of days in March or April Details will be posted on here.

They're not seized, they're loctited in! Got to be one of the dumbest things going. Drill, Dremmel, Grind, the choice is yours. Set of good quality allen head bolts will replace the pieces of crap that are in there now. Look at the 07 pictures & I think you'll see them replaced with Hex heads.

A man woke up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof, so he looked in the yellow pages and sure enough, there was an ad for "Gorilla Removers" He called the number, and the gorilla remover said he'd be there in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrived with a van containing a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean little dog. "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asked "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the little dog is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He handed the shotgun to the homeowner. Who asked, "What's the shotgun for?" "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."