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A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood erect. The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there was nothing he could actually do forhim. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he is willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk into his d@*k. The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through life without sex was too much forhim to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and try out his newly renovated equipment. As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his knob sprang out,slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and returned tohis trousers. His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grinon herface said, "That was incredible! can you do that again?" With tears in his eyes he replied, "I Think I can, but I am not sure if another bread roll will fit up my a***"

Just be firm (not violent) when changing between 4th & 5th and 5th & 6th. There's a huge gap in the ratios between those gears compounded by the rather clever selection mechanism that Gasser have patented (8 gears in a 6 speed box, as opposed to 12). It's normal.

Sadly that's a characteristic of liberal govts the world over. Institute laws and regulations and then establish a bureaucracy to police those laws and regulations. Never forget that the purpose of a bureaucracy is to propogate it's own existance. Look at teaching, I can't speak for the UK but in NZ you have bureaucrats who police the teachers. I watched the same occur in SA (probably a bad example) where it got to the point that there were more bureaucrats than teachers. In one case the education department was told to cut back on it's spending, so the bureaucrats made the teachers redundant! There is a cartoon series in Private Eye about these bureaucrats in hospitals. In one there were redundancies in a hospital, the building was in poor shape but the "management" wing was being redecorated. (For Eiger) I see that the Sussex constabulary have told the home office to 'k off with their targets and statistics. Good on 'em. Back to the basics.

Good ride from Jake (maybe 'cause he's closer to home?). Great recovery from Pat. Thanks Craig, much appreciated.

Missing, presumed drunk? Haven't seen a post from the bugger for a while.

Depends which shock. I had a Sachs (supposedly not rebuildable) which a clever lad rebuilt for me. Answer, take it to a decent suspension tech and ask them.

Once again, brill find Heath. I can't help thinking that trials hasn't changed much in the intervening 18 years. Those vids make me want to go and buy a Beta Zero.

This can only be good for the sport (that's why I posted it under general) http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/main.j...tinorossi17.xml

Once off payment? Oh, I thought my bribe had expired 'cause I'm not shown as a TC supporter anymore. There I was ready to pay again.

But a drop in the ocean compared to the batcave.

Andy, did Jake do any training?

I think PeterB might be having a dig at me here

That Braithwaite guy, no107, is certainly surprising some of us!

Yeah, old Brucey boy is slutting around a bit. He still owes me a beer.

Bernie link

Sarmis must have been stale

Tealeaves? Have you tried tealeaves?

OK, so on this side of the world it's might difficult to watch world rounds (I nearly made it to last years UK round and missed out on this years Japanese round by a week) but everytime th US hosts a round I get the impression it's the best package on the circuit. A knowledgable but unbiased crowd, best sections, best atmosphere etc. Added to this is that the teams don't rush packing up but hang around a bit. What do the regular fans think?

AP, the one who calls himself Copemech was planted on earth by aliens. His purpose is to sow discord amoung the human race and he should not be trusted. Actually his postings crack me up...

I'm pleased I didn't end up in you profession Donald. It's a bit like economics: "We have 33 variables. Let us assume that 32 are constants".

& Perce, for an old fella, is a bloody fine rider. Kinda puts things in perspective. (Results Perce, I watch the results, so I know these things.)

Interpreted as: "I haven't a clue"

I hope so. How did he injure himself?

Crumb trail? No, Perce ate that.

My bad.