the addict

Make sure the idle speed is set at about 1800rpm to charge the system, seems high at first but you get used to it. Hold the throttle wide open then close it, then push the kickstart down slowly, should fire next good push

And Lozza will have a big fall out with elbows before the seasons out, probably by round 3, Cal will bag a podium but have few massive offs and Toseland will be in BSB if theres a ride going?

I have no doubts at all Rossi will win the title next year for Ducati

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm. "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm. "What sort of horse?" says the owner. "A female horth" the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes. "Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?" Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. "Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says. By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears. "Nithe eerth". he says, Now...can I see her twot?" With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep in just under the horses tail. He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down. The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that... Can I see her wun awound

There's an A route and B route mate

Monkey, when you drive down there to pick it up, be carefull you take the correct route down mate

get the frame and engine number off the seller, ring the importer and see if it matches up ok, not 100% to tell if its nicked but the importer may have been told to look out for those numbers

Monkey, for Christ sake you fived the section, deal and live with it and move on bud, no-one likes a sore looser, there's no-one in trials world who would have given you anything else

dbf, sounds more like a question for Dear Deidre? think you got the wrong forum mate

Monkey, you fived the section, observer or not, you can't have a second chance at a section,

Whats 120 foot tall and has 1000 eyes? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A tree in Pakistan

Is that Warners thats been felled Pete? bloody shame if it has

Pete, great shame to lose such a famous venue. I first rode there in 1980 as a schoolboy, I think Brian Webster ran the Dudley club then, had my first win there as well and been chasing another ever since I've not ridden there for many years now but always hoped to get back there in the future.

I've got two pairs of Clice jeans, very happy with them, wash well and no tears to date,

Looks like Edwards is on Rossi's bike next meet and Cal Crutchlow is on Edwards Cal is my fave rider, tries 150% everytime out,

03 me thinks

As Pete said bearings and spokes are a must, headstock as well, go with Michelin tyres on it as they are legal for the road

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Whats the difference between the icelandic volcano and cheryl cole.......................... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The volcano is still blowing Ash .........

Wow!!!!! fell out the ugly tree and hit every f****ng branch on the way down

If you,ve got Mich x11's on they are legal in the UK, scrub off any not for road use words on the tyres if not Mich's as they can't fail a tyre that doesn't state not for road use. Horn must make a constant continuos sound, and you'll need a proper sized number plate and a twenty quid note dropped on the test floor at 3 mins in will work real well

Well done to young Brad, cracking ride by the looks of it, lad is coming of age so fast