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Two friends (Donald and Justin) are seated either side of a table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two friends start to speculate about the occupation of the suit Donald: - I reckon he's an accountant. Justin: - No way - he's a stockbroker. Donald: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Donald and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of him. Donald: - 'Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living? Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession Donald: - Oh? What's that then? Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ... Do you have a goldfish at home? Donald: - Er ..... mmm ... well yeah, I do as it happens! Suit: - Well, it's logical that you keep it either in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it? Donald: - It's in a pond! Suit: - Well it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then? Donald: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden. Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that, in this town, if you have a large garden then you have a large house? Donald: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house .... built it myself! Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it's logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married? And with a family? Donald: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and four children. Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis? Donald: - Yep! Five times a week! (Donald you wish ?????) Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you don't masturbate very often? Donald: - Do what? Not me, mate! Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work! Donald: - How's that then? Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life! Donald: - I see! That's pretty impressive. Thanks mate! Both leave the toilet and Donald returns to his mate Justin. Justin: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does? Donald: - Yep! He's a logical scientist! Justin: - What's that then? Donald: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish? Justin: - Nope Donald: - Well then, you're a W****r

Irrelevant probably agree on the numbers, but people will and have placed an order on products in the past from a drawing?????? Bet if the there was a Uk importer announced then his phone would be ringing for orders?

Just thought I would add a post to keep Justin happy .............as the ''OSSA'' topic is catching ''KENNY THE ROOSTER'' fast

Not sure if your trailer will support the weight of the 2 bikes, you might want to consider getting a bigger one

My immediate thought, makes their all singing and dancing Sherco look dated!

One rainy spring night in Belfast , a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat. '"Where to?" he stammered. " Vale Road ," answered the woman. "OK," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror. The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at?'" "Well lady, replied the driver, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare." The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does THIS answer your question?" Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"

Don't think they will make the same mistake twice having tested their 4T in the SSDT which wasn't good.

Is there a breather for the tank? As said will easily get covered in crap, you could spend a while cleaning before re-fuling?

Easier now in 2009.............GOOGLE is your friend !!

Think the problem is that all the new bikes are out well before the show (apart from Sherco) so nothing to really get excited about? Bit like MX&T News more Motorcross than trials I stopped going a few years ago and its only 15 minutes from my house??

Why are they selling poppies Mummy ? Selling poppies in town today The poppies, child, are flowers of love, For the men who marched away But why have they chosen a poppy, Mummy ? Why not a beautiful rose ? Because my child , men fought and died In the fields where poppies grow But why are the poppies so red Mummy ? Why are the poppies so red ? Red is the color of blood , my child The blood that our soliders shed The heart of the poppy is black, Mummy. Why does it have to be black? Black, my child is the symbol of grief, For the men who never came back But why , Mummy are you crying so? Your tears are giving you pain My tears are my fears for you my child For the world is forgetting again My lad picked up his Afghan medal a couple of weeks ago, real proud He's back.................some are not? R.I.P

and so the Centenary is in...........................................2011

But would you put your pension on it? I too would like to see a Sole Uk Imorter, but I would not be so sure?

I was out and about today and went into our local Honda dealership. They are a big road bike dealer with a ''Posh'' showroom and tucked in the corner are the Motocross bikes, upstairs full range of mainly road bike clothing, but did have some off road clothing, boots, hemet, goggles, gloves etc. When I asked the salesman if it was big business the off-road side he replied '' Not really but we stock them anyway'' Wonder how long before they have a 4RT in their showroom?

Dirt Bike Show

My brother being one of them, not a letter, but a phone call from Jim McColm wondering if his entry had got lost in the post? It was tough in the 90's so the lads nowadays have it easy Its a far better trial in its present format

Castrol TTS bit more money but runs really clean.

Sorry but you are wrong the severity of the setions were getting silly and changing the rules brought it back to the majoritory of the entry....Fact!

Reckon thats a 5 for moving that rock?

Hasn't this been discussed in great length on another post, or am I missing something

That about sums it up Andrew, so it dosn't matter who gets in at the next election, but surely a change can't be that bad.........and I think Camarooooooooon talks good politics. That is a bit like us talking a good trial, but we still ride crap? They predict that it wil be our childrens, children that will be paying off this debt maybe even longer? By that time both me and you will be 12 feet under, you got a house, you got food in the cupboard, your family are ok, you go on holidays and you have a bike in the garage! it could be a whole lot worse and for many it is, but an election and a new Government won't change the mess we are in quickly Enjoy

Wow that looks like fun???? The old Skoda bounces well how many crashes before he gives up????

Will he do well though????? No doubting his capabilities and never ridden the Scott, but I have been a few times round the SSDT and my take on that is that if the moor crossings are similar a Trials bike would be quicker? So if its Paul's intention to set standard time my view is I don't think he will, however, if its to prove you can get round on an Enduro bike that may be possible!!!

Thought it might be that and worth swapping with a friends to eliminate but unfortunately not, as I said mine went the same way...................get youyr wallet out they aint cheap!!!!

Sitting on the fence are we John?