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What's pink,six inches long and is never going to be sucked again?????? Whitney Houston's crack-pipe

Gas Gas Pro's tend to be the lightest overall...as for which is best for you? you'll need to cadge a ride on a couple of different makes to see what 'feels' best for you.

Mucky joke punchline @7.25..''I'm not a proper welder ,Mister..''

Cart spring? Was it an outfit?

WARNING:- Nasty looking Supercrosser accident...

..or perhaps you would recommend your kilt and merkin combo?

I've got no friends ...because my friends don't dance and if they don't dance...well they're no friends of mine.

Chin up ,son . You're right though..bearing in mind what little use/mileage trials bikes normally accrue ,they are shee-ite in some respects .

should include 'MAN' as well! Y'nah?

What makes a smooth rider?..In a word ..'alcohol' .

.....and here is some of Mr. Byrne's later works:- With a fly-on-the-wall video of me at home just chillin'

Oh yes, Copey, you've redeemed yourself with that one I do like lead singers to be a bit insane... Not many people know that the next record is named after how often I get my oats :-

Frank-N-Furta ??? Holy 5h1t....That explains everything now???...especially your motto about Joanna Lumley's shoes?? were they just a bit too tight for you

Chipolatta with an 'Old Holburn ' dressing?

Gerrit bought

Or get it dirty.

...Probably the best farmer..............('Clarkson voice')..in the world.

I haven't got my finger on the pulse when it comes to bike values/buying trends but a couple of years ago my personal circumstances were going to take a change for the worse and trials (05-290 Sherco) would have to take a back seat ( cue violin music ).I reckoned I wouldn't lose out much if I were to keep a hold of my bike until I saw light at the end of the tunnel. Looking at the current second hand bike prices and conditions now I might have made the right call..(for once in my life).

I've seen this done many times..looks a bit Frankenstein but works well. I seem to remember putting a spacer between the exhaust hanger and the frame to move the silencer 'out-over'. P.S. with a topic entitled 'Two holes?' I would have expected more smutty answers than this....I thought it might be a 'poll'

Cheers, we need more individual videos like that on here to get a bit of camaraderie going

Vorsprung durch Technik? . Was the 2011 'drill-remedy' just an after-market customisation/personalisation procedure that OSSA offer to all it's customers? i.e.:- Over and above the factory's original standard specification. That would be a great piece of customer service if that were the case. We are just talking about a routine oil change here?

How often does this recurring topic have to pop up before it gets 'pinned' at the top of the forum to save time? ...

Apparently Big John's collection can be seen from the Space-Shuttle in orbit.. That photo?..that's from one of my all time favourite films.

1,800 units of any motorcycle would take up a large amount of floor space and I understand Honda's need to play down such 'conspiracy' stories. A simple photo would settle the argument...Is this proof?