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Another snapper, who you signed up for Ian

I'm sure you must mean BRITISH chances...... If not I'll go and buy a Japanese flag and cheer Fuji on all weekend! I think the COC comments are rather closer to the mark than people, especially those with COC quals (yeah me too), would like to read. As the official IN CHARGE of a trial it's his job to ensure it's right, the trial ultimately has his mark on it. Hasn't Caroline summed the whole point of this up??

He has a raft of help...if he'd tell us what he wants us to do!! I'm ecstatic about this. I never dreamed I would see my trials hero Martin Lampkin in action ever again OHHH HAPPY DAYS!!

Marmite.......eat loads of it before hand, like many folk midges don't like the taste of marmite flavoured humans!!

One of the issues I see with WTC is the remoteness from what we all see as trials and that's off putting however it shouldn't stop you supporting the UK round. Sectiononecleaner kinda summed it up, when you can get on a plane and go to a overseas round why would you want to spend hours in the car getting Fort William or Hawkestone, it's a difficult choice. I can't comment really because I haven't been at a WTC round for a long time, Bilstain in the late 90's I think, but we should try to support these rounds in the UK because if we don't eventually the promoters like Jake and Martin chuck in the towel because it's too expensive to stage a round. Then we'd bemoan the fact that there isn't a round in the UK - no win situation!! What is certain is that the COC is the man who makes or breaks the trial, someone earlier mentioned egos, if the COC's ego is such that he wants to make a trial viciously hard to see the winner losing a stack of marks then he shouldn't be there. One thing is for sure, I'm excited about the trial because I'm pretty certain it'll be a belter.

Defeatist!! Looks pretty damn good Mark.

Mickey - TONI Basil (bit lame I know!!)

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Peatbog Faeries - Folk Police....That'll get Copey's feet tapping, he'll be dancing the second time he hears it

Photoshop....what slow night shifts have been waiting for.........

I could hear you chuckling as you typed that Mark..

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There's a bit of water getting into that oil and emulsifying mate. I'm sure the Sherco riders will give you some advice on that

Cheers There's loads more that's just a selection....Donald

125 piccys on the link below Clicky

....even made the Beeb.. Clicky

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Rather than the fuel making a difference the way your carb is set up relative to the fuel will make a difference, even minor tweaks to mixtures can make a big difference when using unleaded or superunleaded.

Honder??? I assume you mean a TL 125 HONDA though how someone can't spell Honda properly worries me As TL Honda's are over 30 years old then in my view you have absolutely no concept of modern trials bikes and their individual foibles. Anyone can solve a problem by pure random guesswork. Have to say Mr HD Film to me your posts have all the hallmarks of a prime WUMMER and other than comedy value in some posts bring nothing positive to these threads.

Come on Gav, I can't afford to expand any more!! I like What about Wiggy?

erm, me, erm no...I rip them buggers off when I get them.....in gear, hold front brake, let out clutch does not cause leccy probs!!

The Oh Fer F*cks sake what next type of rolling his eyes, especially the really slimey stuff!!