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b40rt

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  1. Cant remember if I posted this before, but worth a read. Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it
  2. Woman - As explained by Engineers
  3. You made that up, I hope !
  4. Testing the urine more like !
  5. Just to add fuel to the fire :- http://cgi.ebay.co.uk:80/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?...E:B:WNA:GB:1123
  6. b40rt replied to izzywithus's topic in Aprilia
    http://www.trialsbits.co.uk/product_info.p...s_id=1057{9}125 http://www.racecar.co.uk/dellorto/ http://www.rotax.com/
  7. Were you looking at Sarah Beeny's dating site when you found that ?
  8. Great bike for fun riding, not a trails bike as standard. Had one and loved it, struggled with my 180lbs, several decades on the power is unlikely to have increased !
  9. Liked the solution to the puller, bush mechanic thinking.
  10. Hasn't worked out how to use a venetian blind however, unless it's a signal to the "girls"
  11. C90

    b40rt replied to rtm's topic in SSDT Chat
    Ahhh, but they did it on one tankfull of petrol.
  12. Maybe the organisers should bit the bullet and lay out the trial for "standard machines" (whatever they are) and if its to easy for ex-SSDT winners on "heavily" modified bikes, so be it. They might then raise to the challenge of real pre-65's. Might.
  13. Dont give up, keep looking on gumtree, offer a reward. Dont rely on the Police.
  14. b40rt replied to gordo's topic in Twinshock
    Go for a Michelin.
  15. b40rt replied to charlie's topic in UK Trials Talk
    Check "Nostalgia"
  16. Thanks for posting, I met her briefly half way up pipeline a couple of years ago. Left an impression.
  17. Obituary printed in the London Times - Interesting and sadly rather true. Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, snce his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing
  18. He certainly knows how to live it up . "I've been known to do some dangerous and scary things, including one time when I swallowed before chewing my food fifty times."
  19. Down hill only !
  20. look here for extractor - http://www.trialsbits.co.uk/index.php?cPat...t=2a&page=2
  21. b40rt replied to charlie's topic in UK Trials Talk
    do you have a goldfish ?
  22. the buelle has it already, see 11 secs.
  23. b40rt replied to cfraser's topic in SWM
    Thats the way mine should look.
  24. That bit when he pulls his trousers down is just weird !

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