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I've a considerably better sense of direct than Mr K has & I don't get in a p*** n panic like he does either. I've also got a bog avoidance system that works fairly well round Scotland too.

Talking of good drivers, how's the new van?

https://buy.garmin.com/shop/shop.do?cID=134&pID=10624 Anybody got one of these or similar? How does the fm transmitter work to your car sterao? is it any good? I want summat in the car so that I can use a hands free phone & play music through my car music system without having to hump cd's about. Don't really want to go down the seperates route ie have a parrot for the phone & then a Harman Kardon thingy for an IPod. This thing actually works out same sort of money anyway & I get a free sat nav! Any better suggestions?

Forgot to thank you for the camel action movie you sent me last week, mind it would have been better if I could have seen some of the camel instead just your fat a*** jiggling back & forth.

nah, this is the Easter Bunny

I know there's one at Girsby on Sunday but is there one at Chop Gate on Monday? If so what time does it start?

Aye it's not difficult by looking through past posts & such to nail it down to the odd one or two riders from around the local area.

perhaps kinell has an alto ego just like monkey, perhaps this Kinnel won't get lost?

I think you spend far to much time slapping your Monkey. It makes me question why I spend any of my free time helping to put events on so tossers like you can have a day out.

To the best of my knowledge nobody was given an entry that didn't have one in prior to us holding the ballot, I have a pre ballot list & an after ballot list if anybody wishes to look at them they're welcome. As for the ballot we did it backwards, we drew the names that weren't getting a ride, to be honest it was awful but what can we do? Ballot, first come first served, what's the answer? There'll always be upset folk. One thing I will point out though, is how many local riders actually help the club? All the trials put on by RMC are done by a very small hardcore of workers. Helping on a regular basis would go a long way to ensuring taking part in our premier events. On the brighter side, there is only a limited reserve list & we'd expect something like a 10% drop out from the entry list prior to the event, so with a bit of patience everybody wanting a ride will hopefully get one.

very interesting statement, care to enlighten us on entry details?

Thoroughly enjoyed the Clubman course, consistant level on the sections & a good ride round as ever. Just wish it was warmer, why's it always bloody freezing?

I knew there was some reason I stopped riding a 2 banger round there You have to seriously look after them down the road in Scotland or they have a short life, that is unless your name is Kinell & then you thrash 'em daft & get away with it, mind there was one day he couldn't catch me down the road.

So it chucks more gas through & then it'll go quicker down the road. Biggest thing to remember is to knock the choke off again for the sections, they tend to huff a bit on you.

These are available at several locations, best see one in the flesh though as quality varies. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Heavy-Duty-hydraulic...tem280208010913 If you're tight git like me get one of these. http://www.screwfix.com/prods/36354/Hand-T...-In-1-Workbench used to be fine with a Gasser on it but creaks & groans a bit with the 4rt on.

You get the bits to run non homologated with one, so you just chuck the euro **** stuff away. I'm assuming a good dealer will take all the bits off in the pdi.

Have you considered knitting for a hobby?

Rode a friend of mines 07 bike, quick spin in a field, didn't bother doing a section as it's bloody awful, I'm buggered if I know how he rides it so well as he beats most of everybody most of the time with it. I wouldn't do the SSDT on one if you paid me.

There's a word for your sort, it rhymes with stunt.

Sea Pigeon

Ian Botham

A young woman in Galway was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Atlantic Ocean She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing water when a young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day.' Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy.' The girl nodded Yes, After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a Fresh start in America would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by The captain. 'What are you doing here?' the captain asked. 'I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,' she explained. 'I get food and a trip to America, and he's screwing me.' 'He certainly is,' the captain said. This is the Aran Islands Ferry.

Kinells body has difficulty in balancing itself, that's why he's always paddling.