1) Crikey! It's Photoshop
2) It's Spanish prank. Happens every year. Gotcha. Again. The "day of the innocentes" (April Fools)
3) of course, speculation on the price of a fictitious bike makes total sense to me.
4) and, expecting Honda to build a 2 stroke engine makes complete sense to me.
5) Nothing wrong with a 2 stroke with EFI. Only that Gas Gas, Sherco, Beta, Scorpa and even Xispa/XPA DON'T BUILD ONE!.
Ossa is the only one with balls enough to build one.