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''John Moffatt tots up his score with the calculater attached to the tank''

He could observe bet you wouldn't dispute your score on the section Think I would put in a quick lap! maybe not look at the sections?

..........should you really be doing this on what I presume is a public highway? 3.6miles....10 miles who cares??????

John how many years have you been going to the SSDT? GORTEX !!!

Is he?????? I think I know whose bike your on about and it is an ex James Dabill.........and completely standard ''TRW Montesa''!! Don't blame the lad? write to Honda, Montesa and TRW and tell them?

Andrew I knew it would be you that would respond Sorry should have said ''World Champion''..........contenders they both are and skill levels way above any other British Trials Rider (apart from Dougie) Just wondered where our next one might come from, because the present crop don't seem to be mixing it with these two?

What a good day, think I caught the sun I am a bit RED !!! both Dibs and Browny right on the pace yet again the rest way behind it seems?? Just wonder where our next British World Trial condender is going to come from?

ishy - you have ben watching too much ''Blue Peter''!! Bet you have got a Thunderbirds ''Tracey Island'' tucked away in the ishy manor??

Last time I went into Halfords I had to ask where it was they said '' its that good we hide it'' Not used anything else as this does the trick!!

Yorkshire lad............... A rugby league fan is drinking in a Yorkshire bar, when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Yorkshire baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the rugby fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average in Yorkshire ... like I said, my boy's a typical Yorkshire baby boy. Gonna be a rugby league player." Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of "WOW!" Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that typical Yorkshire baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Twenty pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious... "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!" The Yorkshire man takes a slow swig of his Samuel Smith's, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says "Had him circumcised..." !!!

.....and where did that info come from?

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Do you know a guy called Kinnel?

I predict the winner ''WILL NOT'' be on a genuine Pre '65 bike

Where do you live? Earls Shilton has a good practice ground! Go to www.estc.co.uk

Sand and Water? Next time sprinkle a bit of ''Blue Circle'' when it sets it will turn into a main road That''ll please em.................

Big John is polishing his ''Hebo'' Dance Shoes as we speak............

Always like to read Shirty's weekend apraisal, but.... Quote ''He had a bad '3' on section 3 where he struggled to keep his balance in the very windy conditions. (The weather was very blustery and this certainly bothered the lighter riders)'' Now that's an excuse for getting the 3? That ''Fat Boy'' Browny did alright on that section, good job he carries a bit of weight !!!! Good reports though John Thats the problem with me, wind don't blow me over.........bike is just stuck to the ground like an anchor and don't pull me

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Sod em HL issue their entries to the reserve list.................if there is one? Comes back to rules! they know they should have paid by Friday so tough. I did wonder with the present economic climate whether people would cough up when asked! Its one thing putting your entry form in but it is a different matter to pay for your weeks sport in the Highlands

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Just got back and what a cracker it was Yes it was a high scoring event, but I would say the club got it about right the sections not being stupid or too technical. The top 3 were jossling for position all trial which made for a nail biting finnish, even the riders below the top 3 were excelling in some of the sections, so well done Scarborough & District Motor Club good job.............

Good idea Andy.............Always fancied ''A Bit On The Side'' myself