A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
>
> difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
>
>> The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if
>> she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
>
>> Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million>
> dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a>
> million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.>>
>
>> So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt>
> for a million dollars?'>>
>
>> The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to>
> fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'>>
>
>> The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
>> Pitt for a million dollars?'
>
>> The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in>
> a heartbeat, are you nuts?'>>
>
>> The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad>
> Pitt for a million dollars?'
>
>> 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would>
> buy?'>
>
>> The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
>> dad.>
>> His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between>
> 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'>
>
>> The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three>
> million dollars ....>>
>
>> But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo.'
