Thought I was on the wrong site for a while, your starting to frighten me Wayne.
Normal service has been resumed :-
true Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!! (None of that Sissy *****)
Are you tired of those pish weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this card .
Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.
1. When you are sad - I will help you get pished and plot revenge against the ******* who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared - I will take the pish oot o you every chance I get,
until you're NOT.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP WHINGING!
6. When yer confused - I will try to use only wee words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the **** away fae me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever ye've got.
8. When you fall, I will laugh my ****in heid aff at you, you clumsy a***,
.......but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end. 'Why?' you may ask; Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like pishing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this to 10 of yer closest friends,
Then get depressed because you can only think of 4 .