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This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks badly. So, he goes down the road to the next farm and asks if they have a rooster that they would sell. The other farmer says, 'Yes, I've got this great rooster, named Kenny. He'll service every chicken you've got, no problem.' Trouble is, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the Farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny. The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but first he gave the rooster a pep talk. 'I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a…

Hav said I never relly liket the boys singing to me, but I would like to see if 's bassist could sing a bit! Skinny bloke on guitar is still a fav.

Axed the word game! Ok, new game, add to the sentance! Three word limit! First phrase "In the beginning"

Please let me know if your Employer sucks.The company I work for is always expecting more from me,but when you mention is there any more money in it for me you get this stange look from the managers.Is it just me or do others expect rewards for being trained to do advanced skills.Please let me know what you think. P.S. I have told them to stick their training up there RSS

I was watching "Ghost Hunters" last night. Pretty compelling stuff. How can one believe in Angels and not at least believe there is a dark side too? On the other hand, how can you believe in Ghosts and not believe in Angels or God?

Enough Said for the Iron Lady . Glenn (ps , one remarkable woman , IMHO )

I run a small engineering/retail business, I used to employ 3 people its now just me It did start to recover slightly end of last year, but the last 2-3 Months have been the worst yet! Has anyone else found this or is it just me?

G'day all. Forgive me if this has been posted before. But just wondering what everyone does for money. This is a truely global site and it interests me what people do to pay the bills. So i'll start with myself Qualified Diesel Mechanic. Running my own repair workshop from our families 350acre farm. Did my apprenticeship at Caterpillar. Last worked at Ford Motor Company Australia at their Proving Ground. So, don't be shy and post up!

Say what you might, it is done! It is the American way. So be it! Long live the Queen!

Back in 81/82 not sure if I did see a UFO,it was just a bright light in the sky that I thought was a star a first but as I was observing it two smaller lights slowly drifted down and away from the main light one to the left and one to the right in an arc form,wondering what it was as I looked at the three objects the two smaller lights then rejoined the main light and remained there as one.I went in to tell the wife who wasnt interested but when I eventually went back out to recheck it was gone.I dont live far from what happend HERE

What if....................... There was no religion in this world, seems every time you switch on the telly it revolves around religion? No crusifix jewellery to be worn, no veils, relegious wars world-wide, etc. etc. Just makes you wonder what the world and the population would fight and bicker over if there was no religion???? My bikes better than your bike

Picked this link up from elsewhere, shows some great footage of how a bomber station was run. http://www.factualtv.com/documentary/Nightbombers

Well, as much as I do like the bikes, the other fettish has been put off for a number of years, and I have tried to balance things out, but I had to get this project done at sometime in my life, so the past two years I have had to try to get things done in my off time on this. The list is too long to get into, but suffice it to say there is little to nothing untoutched in getting this "76 vintage Cessna 150 up to speed. The front cowling is off for illustration in the pics. If money were no issue, could do more, yet even at this level they are few.

Just been told I wont be getting a pay rise.. because this year your performance has to be above average before you get anything, apparently my....Champions Change & Six Sigma were below average and so was my Makes people better category, (must think I'm a Doctor also) and to finish off the insults my Global Mindset is also below average. My beloved manager also managed to add a load of facts that were not true which were mainly due to him being incompetent. So no pay rise for me this year and I'm sure he will find another reason not to give me one next year, Oh well lets go make that Voodoo doll that looks like him, I think a hammer and six inch nails would work bett…

Seems Australias have been quite emphatic in removing the Howard lead government here in Australia. With a couple of key issues being blamed for the fall of the eleven year reign by the conservative parties, the most telling being work place aggreements, rising inflation and rising interest and its on going participation in the very unpopular Iraqi war. On top of losing power, John Howard is only the second prime minister of Australia to lose his seat by being voted out by his own electorate. Maybe he should have moved on like Blair to avoid this most humiliating demise. It will be very interesting to see the America peoples decision on President Bush at the up and com…

I can't believe the stinkin price of fuel at the moment!!! It just sucks, why we put up with this from our goverment just amazes me. Do we think it's fine to let the stinkin goverment screw us till we're bancrupt local price for diesel for me is

Watch This Then ask yourself should they be there? My son is in ths Army and takes the Queens Shilling and it would be his job to serve in these war zones, but to me it seems pointless. I was ok watching the link up until the point that the kids came on and that got me....................... Watch with pride and I don't care how bad your day has been at work these boys and there daily routine would take some beating

Certain music intros seem to really stir the soul. Any nominations for the best intro of all time? I'll start things of with this from 1979.

I suspect that many of you, like me, are closet moon race fans. I can't get enough of the history of, arguably, the greatest feat of engineering in history. If you are have a look here. It's pure gold, all the stuff they gloss over in "from the earth to the moon": Saturn quarterly reports

Hi everybody, You must forgive me for bringing this subject up but I think it is a valid query, so I ask you all to bear with me. A while ago I bought a copy of Steve Saunders' book 'A complete guide to motorcycle trials On trial, my life in motorcycle trials'. For one reason and another I did not have a good look at it until quite recently. On reading chapter 7 "how to ride' I had a feeling of de ja vu. On delving further into the text a lot of the content seemed familiar and I got out my copy of the publication entitled "Ride it! the complete book of motorcycle trials by Don Smith". I was surprised and puzzled to find that whole swaths of chapter 9 "Riding the h…